I've heard of singing in the shower, but now I have also heard screaming in the shower... Our son craved a new place to play, and wanted into the shower, then he stood holding the faucet and screamed at the top of his longues, happily... 🥴😅🤣👶

We got some mystery cookei dough today, so I'm making cookies. However, I didn't know how much they grew, so I started by making a test cookie. That one turned out fine, but then I removed like half the pre-cut dough and I just checked on them... I'm really glad I didn't try to bake them all at once!! 😬🤯🤣😅 At least I know they're super tasty thanks to my test cookie, and I know I'll bake the rest probably in two more batches instead of one... he.. he..

I've recently grown in being a mom. I now carry toys in my pocket whenever we leave the house. 😎🤣

We've been married for 4.5 years, and got into bitcoin shortly after we got married. We experienced the below 16k price and were excitedly buying cause we made more than enough and knew whatever we put in we could save, and we did. As it went back up in price, it helped up buy land and a motorhome for much less than if we had only saved in dollars. Now we've reached the 2nd 4 year dip, but we're in a different financial position. 😔 Now is a great time to buy! But not just now as in today or this week, but more like now as in the next 3-6 months, since if it does keep going with 4 year cycles, it may never reach 60k again after this season. Bitcoin is not our savior, but it can be used to save our time at a later stage, like it did for us in the last cycle.

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Wanna know how to turn cookies and cream ice cream into rocky road? You drop the ice cream container on the sandy ground so little rocks go onto it. 😬🥴😖😎 Follow me for more life hacks 🤣🤣🤣

Our son just stood up without holding onto anything for the first time!!! 😱🥳😱🥳🥳😱👶 He pushed himself up with my leg, but then he was hands free for a full second before he tipped 😱🥳

I put 4 eggs in a glass thing and microwaved them without breaking the yolks. When they were done, I but them into 4 pieces, and somehow managed to cut inbetween all of the yolks! 😎🤣😎 yep, apparently I am that good 👩‍🍳

I washed my hair and a long legged spider crawled out of the drain... at first I thought it was just my hair but then I realized what it was 😱 I'm really glad I had something I could kill it with directly, or I would have splashed water all over the place as I had already rinsed my hair 😅🤣🤣

I got our son to walk with only holding one had today! 🥳 he's getting closer to walking on his own 😎 he's been walking with assistance since he was 3 months old, and now he's 10 months old, so it's time for some new challenges 🤣

So, I baked a potato in the microwave, and had it sitting on the counter while I had my son in my arms/sitting with his feet into the sink feeding him oatmeal... He snatched up the potato and took a bite! 🤣 I then got the bite out of his mouth and removed the skin, cause he doesn't have enough teeth yet to handle that 😅 but he got the potato part from inside it 😎 I guess he prefers a mixed diet, oats and potatoes 🤣

Emptied some of the black tank today... it was a shitty experience 😇🤣

I almost gave myself a new noshole, not to be confused with @Noshole My 10 month old son will sometimes put his open mouth over my nose as his version of play eating. Well, this time be was above my head as I was laying down and he tipped to the side as he did so he scratched my nose with his teeth, which hurt, but that's not where the extra noshole came from! As he tipped, I quickly moved my hands towards him to catch him and reduce the pain, but instead I accidentally somehow got my own thumbnail into one of my nostrils and almost gave it a 2nd entrance 😖🥴😅 I'm fine, my son's fine, and he did it to me again a few seconds later from a better angle where he didn't tip from, but I still felt a bit of his sharp teeth 😅😬👶

Aah, my leg still hurts where I sliced a layer of skin of when my hubby said there were people at our door on Friday as I was walking in that direction and I threw myself back towards the bedroom and cut myself on something 😅 Turned out Jehovah's witnesses had found our place, but they left before we got to the door and left a pamphlet. Not worth it!

You know that dude that discovered gravity? Well, my son is only 10 months old and he's been exploring gravity lately. If they were born at the same time, I think my son would have won in the gravity discovery 🤣🤣🤣

Here's a key to a happy connected marriage that I realize not everyone is aware is possible: If I ever find myself getting caught on thinking negatively about my husband or thinking how I could have responded after an uncomfortable conversation with my husband, I say "No", because I refuse to engage in those thoughts. If there is something I actually need to bring up, I've probably already done it, or my husband caught himself and already apologized and I forgave him! So, any such thoughts are not Gods thoughts, nor are they productive and loving thoughts, so I stop them and I choose to think about the good things, how amazing my husband is, or how grateful I am that I got him as MY husband!