Raise your hand if you are grateful someone introduced you to bitcoin. #bitcoin

This is a mini pump. Hold steadfast fellow bitcoiners. #bitcoin

I like it, its my new joint is called Stack stack stack. You know what I'm saying. Send it! 🎵🎶 Stack stack stack. Man you stacking. Oh! ah! stack stack stack, stack stack. Stack send hodl, stack send send, stack hodl send send, stack hodl 🎶🎵 #bitcoin

No Grayscale, we're not selling at 50k. We're not locked in the bitcoin space with you, you're locked in the bitcoin space with us! #bitcoin

Pitcher plants are literally shaped like a toilet that opens in the morning to let tree shrews use it as a toilet and they lick nectar off the toilet lid. Don't let the fiat rulers know about this, it might give them ideas of contraptions to make for us once Apple Vision Pros are mandatory. #fiat

Don't forget to spread the bitcoin flame at your super bowl party, during a boring part, there will be downtime, everyone pulls out their phone and downloads a wallet and gets a little bitcoin gift. With a couple bucks worth of bitcoin you spread the flame. Don't let these opportunities pass you by. A small moment in your bitcoin journey is the earliest bitcoin memory for others. You will get texts and phone calls years from now saying thank you. #bitcoin

PARTY GOBLIN: I told you the bitcoin etf was a nothinburg- Ahhh my chest, I can't breav- GREEN CANDLE: Gomen'nasai, hashigo o motte kite itanode okuremashita.

If you ever want to price to dip down for your dca, just publicly gloat about how great the current price is, works like a charm. #bitcoin

Consider it done. With no empty boxes or feathers, they will be forced to spend their sats to pursue other worldly pleasures.