Some beetles, like the death-feigning beetle, pretend to be dead when threatened by predators. This behavior, known as thanatosis or death-feigning, can help them avoid being eaten or harmed. It gives them time to assess danger and escape when the predator loses interest. Describes me at the bar.

I went on a date last night with a girl who didn't speak any English. Felt like I was Catfished. She used a translator to chat with me by text. Highly awkward situation in person. #Datestr

Apparently I'm weird for taking off my shirt when I poop.

A friendly reminder to stay hydrated.

Is it true that Japanese don't meme?

Never get up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Everyone knows is Ramen. Stupid list.