The funniest part about the Trump phone is that he could launch the 2nd Gen Trump phone pre-orders today and all of these dumb fucks would give him another $100.
Trump April 23: I contacted people "that have worked for me in the past, doing swimming pools," and one gave me a great price on the Reflecting Pool project
Trump May 4: "I have some very good contractors," asked three of them to "do me a favor fellas" and go look at the Reflecting Pool, and the best one gave me a great price
Trump today: The Reflecting Pool contract "went to a contractor I did not know, and have never used before"
A sitting member of Congress brutally beat his wife. He threw boiling water at her. He burned her.
In front of their young daughter.
The House of Representatives needs to immediately expel Rep
Max Miller (R-OH).
No man who throws boiling water on his wife in front of their daughter is fit for office.
The Utah Senate President has an 18-year-old grandchild who has been charged with molesting a 13-year-old.
He just passed a bill that reduces child molestation sentences specifically for 18-year-olds.
Step 1 - drain pool
Step 2 - power wash pool
Step 3 - seal cracks
Step 4 - paint
New Step 5 - drive presidential motorcades 10,000 lb suvs on surface, create new cracks, & leave tire marks everywhere because you're Trump and fucking retarded
It's been over a month, and we still don't know the name of that "downed F-15 pilot" who fractured his leg, yet managed to scale a mountain, walk 110 miles, and evade a brigade of Iranian troops, until the CIA could use an elaborate device that can hear human heartbeats 40 miles away to locate him. We don't know what he looks like, or where he is now.
This is what happens when you put clowns in charge.
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Trump's "Project Freedom" collapsed after Saudi Arabia and Kuwait suspended US military access to their bases, airspace, and overflight rights, per NBC News and Ryan Grim.
The Kingdom blocked the US from flying aircraft out of Prince Sultan Airbase or through Saudi airspace, completely grounding the operation and removing the air defense umbrella protecting ships in transit.
Saudi leadership was "furious" after Trump announced Project Freedom on Truth Social without notifying them. Qatar and Oman were also blindsided, with Trump only contacting them after the operation began. A direct call between Trump and Crown Prince MBS failed to resolve the situation.