Have you ever known a coworker was about to be fired before they knew? Yikes

Sir this is a Wendy's restaurant

I have Schrodinger's house. Simultaneously worth way more than it is by tax assessors and worth way less than it is by prospective buyers.

I discriminate against all people equally based on their decisions and actions. This is core human behavior that every person does.

Your mother hands it out like candy

Dude nothing is fucked here dude

Went to a concert and was immediately reminded why I prefer to be far away from people

Ok in my heart - genuinely - i dont have anything against a particular 'group' of people But if you're gonna belly up to a blackjack table in Vegas you better know how to play the fucking game goddamn it before you fuck a stranger in the ass