Life is good. Actually happy. I live off my bitcoin. No alarm clocks. My sats buy meat, fruit, vegetables, and a gym membership. I go for walks. I listen to music. I read books from before AI poisoned everything. I watch movies. I play retro games from the 2000s when they were still made by humans with passion. I go out with friends and family. All 24 hours of the day belong to me. Then I look at you all... burning time, energy and sats on Claude tokens and AI Agents... just to build more slop apps and websites that no one cares about. What a sad life you must have.

When i receive on-chain sats, i just coinjoin them using @npub1jw7s...35fg and then open lightning channels via my @ZEUS private node. It layers two very different privacy techniques, such that both would have to fail for my financial privacy to be affected. The whole process takes me less than a couple of minutes (not counting block confirmations), and i only need to do it once every few months depending on my lightning spending.

It takes less time and effort to generate a seedphrase with dice rolls, than to open a bank account and fill all their paper work and KYC checks. THERE'S NO EXCUSE!