I can communicate faster and further with bush drums than with Vodafone's Gigacube. Clocking a massive 0.35MB/s right now. That's very close to the UP TO 300MB/s they pitched me.
Tomorrow can't come fast enough! Dear Lord, please don't make it snow again tomorrow. No, not even a tiny little bit. The tech only got his license last summer and he doesn't do snow-driving.