modern social-media platforms are like the sleazy salesman that is really really good at his job (but nobody likes him). yes, all the NLP tricks and other bullshit works, that's why you don't even want to talk him and all you want to do when you see him is to run away but here he is, catching you with his smile, running all sorts of psychological tricks on you, and 45 minutes later you find yourself back on your couch with five different things that you neither wanted nor needed but you bought them anyway because of this fucking guy with his big fucking smile and OH MY FUCK I HATE SHORTS SO MUCH