made this joke before seeing this news

real man held onto Rashad Penny all year

really would have been much better for me had the Cowboys-Lions gone into OT

Let's do this shit

taking Herculean restraint not to tinker with my lineup. Jeudy, Q Johnston both should get targets. Jeff Wilson now splitting carries, with Kenny Walker questionable in my RB slot. Jeudy vs Engram or even Godwin is a tough call. Going to do nothing. My call was to use restraint.

Going Evan Engram over Jerry Jeudy in my FLEX. Agonized over it all day. Potentially a big payout on the line.

"I told you Rahaeem Mostert couldn't stay healthy!"

Week 17 ATS Picks Keep in mind I’m no longer playing for anything — I’m drawing dead even if I go 10-0 over the last two weeks, i.e., I have no skin in the game other than being embarrassed for publishing the picks. Last week I went 0-5, so I’m plainly out of step with the market. I see handicapping games more like surfing than number crunching. The league is like the water moving underneath you, and you have to find your balance in order to ride it without wiping out. Surfers aren’t doing math — they’re operating on feel, on instinct, based on their observations and experience. With that in mind, here are my picks (same in all three entries) for Week 17: The Cowboys are at home where they play much better, and Jared Goff is on the road where he plays much worse. The Cowboys defense is good, so I think we might see bad Goff, and if that happens, the Cowboys should pull away. (I also have Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb going in the Primetime, so I hope Goff plays well enough to keep them producing into the fourth quarter.) The Dolphins defense has been better of late, but I’m dubious of Miami on the road in cold, outdoor conditions. Warm weather finesse team. The Giants are bad, but Tyrod Taylor is competent, and this just feels like a sell-high spot for the Rams. I have Saquon Barkley going in that Primetime, and apparently the Rams are No. 1 against running backs for fantasy scoring, so maybe this is wishful thinking. The Colts got crushed in Atlanta last week, but this feels like a good bounceback spot for them. The Raiders are also a sell-high. Finally the Texans seem like a bit of a sucker (obvious) play, but CJ Stroud is back, and that’s a huge difference maker.

and that's why the Jaguars shouldn't played their QB while concussed

it's dishonorable for the Jets and Packers to blow those leads, not cover, but still win on Christmas Eve no less.

packers are such cowards for not covering. Maybe Jets too.

nice move by Jameson Williams to get the first down

can't believe I watched the whole retarded WAS goal-line sequences with WAS +6.5, and they try the PAT, and it gets blocked anyway. Beyond retarded.

Mooney had the Hail Mary. Gotta hold onto that!

WTF is up with not showing the replay of injuries? We're watching NFL. It's too sensitive for the audience?

dumb ass Falcons tackled Hubbard rather than letting him score.

there goes Tyreek Hill's MVP chances

all of a sudden there are a million offensive offside calls? WTF?