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swisshodler@primal.net
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Swiss Bitcoin Maxi • BTC Class of '16
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SwissHodler 4 months ago
As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my @Relai 🇨🇭 Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there. This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it. What’s it worth to you? P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
Here in Europe, we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. But I am celebrating Zero Fucks Giving Day. Zero fucks given about inflation eating into everyone’s savings. Zero fucks given about politicians delivering hollow speeches while the system stays broken. Zero fucks given about a monetary model built on debt, distortion, and endless money printing. Today, I’m giving thanks to the one thing that doesn’t take from me: Bitcoin. It doesn’t ask for permission. Doesn’t need a bailout. Doesn’t bend to anyone’s agenda. Block after block - pure proof of work. So I’ll be stacking sats and celebrating the only money that still plays by honest rules. Happy Zero Fucks Giving Day. #Bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT FACT: There's nothing more fiat than being a football fan. P.S. I used to be one too, but Bitcoin healed me. PROVE ME WRONG. image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
The whole internet just got a reality check. Cloudflare hiccups and half the damn web collapses. One corporation sneezes → millions of people lose access. That’s not “the internet.” That’s a centralized chokepoint pretending to be infrastructure. This is what happens when you build your digital world on fragile, corporate sandcastles. Meanwhile Bitcoin? Still pumping blocks. Still validating truth. Still never down. Not for a second. Not waiting for some Silicon Valley overlord to “resolve the issue.” Centralized systems fail spectacularly. Decentralized systems don’t because they can’t — no CEO, no switch, no single point to break. Today wasn’t an outage. It was a reminder: You either build on permissionless, unstoppable rails… or you’re just renting space in someone else’s empire. Bitcoin isn’t an app. It’s the escape hatch. image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
Western democracy isn’t “broken.” It’s working exactly as designed: a cartel of politicians, banks, and bureaucrats bleeding society dry while telling you you’re “represented.” You don’t live in a democracy — you live in a managerial regime that treats citizens like livestock. They inflate your money, regulate your work, censor your speech, and call it “public good.” Every election is just a stress-release valve so the herd doesn’t revolt. Nothing changes because nothing can change in a system built on debt, inflation, and bribing voters with other people’s money. Once you understand time preference, you see the entire thing for what it is: a high-time-preference clown show eating the seed corn of future generations. Meanwhile they lecture you about “democratic values” while running surveillance states, weaponizing the currency, and outsourcing their thinking to unelected technocrats. Bitcoin is the first time citizens can tell them “no.” No to debasement. No to confiscation. No to the professional looters who built their careers on stealing from savers. Democracy didn’t fail. It just reached its predictable exponential-debt endgame. Bitcoin isn’t the alternative political party. It’s the exit. image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
Some people flex fancy diplomas. I flex a MicroStrategy cert from 2008 (signed by @Michael Saylor), a Casio that outlives fiat currencies, a handmade Bitcoin bracelet (made by my daughter), a jar of orange pills, and a knife sharp enough to cut through central bank bullshit. Proof of Work > titles. Self-sovereignty > career ladders. Bitcoin > everything the national bank prints. Stay humble. Stack sats. And keep your tools sharp—both the digital and the real ones. 🧡⚡️ image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
Are you a FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST? 🤔 Let’s find out! ✅ You’re straight ✅ You’re white ✅ You’re male / female ✅ You have a job ✅ You don’t do drugs ✅ You support the nuclear family ✅ You think your people & country are worth preserving If you answered “YES” to more than 3… 👉 Congrats — you’re a FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST! 😱🔥
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
Can anyone recommend a good metal back up for my Bitcoin seed phrase? image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
This innovation makes me proud to be a Finn (on top of being Swiss) 🇫🇮🇨🇭 Using excess heat from Bitcoin mining to dry beef — Hashdried with captured miner heat. Absolute genius. If you haven’t tasted these yet, do it now. They taste like pure Proof of Work ⚡️🥩 @Juho @BTC Butcher @Sirius image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
AWS: down Azure: down Bitcoin: still producing blocks every 10 minutes⚡️ image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
GM! 🌧️ Autumn rain is here. People hide under umbrellas, rushing to keep dry. But there’s no umbrella big enough for the financial storm that’s brewing. Fiat is rotting like wet leaves, fragile and temporary. Bitcoin is the fire that keeps burning through the cold. Unstoppable. Untouchable. Uncensorable. While the world gets soaked, stack sats and stay warm 🧡 #Bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
Wenn es manchen nicht reicht, Steuern zu zahlen, und sie dem Staat auch noch freiwillig Geld schicken … 🤡🌎 image
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SwissHodler 7 months ago
GM Now someone explain to me how the hell the mOOn LaNdiNg was possible… with a computer that had 72 KB of memory — less than a toaster today? 🤯 Either NASA pulled off the biggest miracle in tech history… …or they pulled off the greatest psyop in history 🤔 image