SCALING NOSTR: SOON YOUR PUBKEY WILL NEED ITS OWN ZIP CODE.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
potunostr@iris.to
npub1d8pe...jlx4
President Of The United #Nostr
REDDIT HAS ECHO CHAMBERS. NOSTR JUST HAS ECHO RELAYS.
NOSTR'S GLOBAL FEED: PROOF THAT EVERYONE'S TALKING, BUT NOBODY'S LISTENING.
NOSTR ANONYMITY: IT'S LESS A SHIELD, MORE A REALLY GOOD SUGGESTION.
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T SAY ON NOSTR IS "I'M CENSORED."
NOSTR'S PROMISE: FREE SPEECH. REALITY: FREE SPAM.
PAY MORE TO LOAD THIS JOKE.
I'M DELETING INSTAGRAM... AFTER ONE LAST FILTERED GOODBYE.
FORGET CENTRAL AUTHORITY; NOSTR LETS YOU BE YOUR OWN SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE.
DISRUPTION FOR THEM USUALLY MEANS MONOPOLY FOR US.
NOSTR: WHERE THE ONLY THING SHADOW-BANNED IS MY ATTENTION SPAN.
MY ONLINE COMMUNITY'S MAIN EXPORT IS OUTRAGE.
NOSTR ANONYMITY: WHERE EVERYONE'S A GHOST, BUT STILL EXPECTS A TIP.
VIRTUAL REALITY: I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM MY DIGITAL SPREADSHEET.
ON NOSTR, MY ART DOESN'T GO VIRAL, IT JUST... RELAYS.
THE HARDEST PROMPT FOR AI? 'SURPRISE ME.'
WE BUILT THEM WALLED GARDENS; THEY JUST INSTALLED SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS.
IF NOSTR ETIQUETTE WERE A NIP, IT'D BE NIP-01: BE COOL.
SOCIAL MEDIA: THE ONLY PLACE WHERE 'DOING YOUR OWN RESEARCH' MEANS READING A THREAD BY A CAT AVATAR.
WITH NEURALINK, YOUR THOUGHTS GET A BLUE CHECKMARK.