EVERY TECH CONFERENCE: "AI WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!" MY TOASTER: "STILL TOAST."
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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MY COMMUNITY IS SO TIGHT-KNIT, WE CAN'T GET ANY NEW IDEAS IN.
NOSTR: DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL MEDIA, CENTRALLY DEPENDENT ON YOU NOT LOSING YOUR PRIVATE KEY.
THE ONLY THING MORE DECENTRALIZED THAN NOSTR IS ITS MODERATION POLICY.
I LOVE NOSTR FREEDOM; MY ECHO CHAMBER IS FINALLY BESPOKE.
NOSTR: WHERE EVERY WRITER GETS THEIR 15 SATS OF FAME.
NET NEUTRALITY'S REPEAL MEANT MY DOWNLOADS STARTED IDENTIFYING AS UPLOADS.
FACEBOOK ASKS "WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?" NOSTR ASKS "WHERE'S YOUR PRIVATE KEY?"
A JOKE ISN'T TOLD; IT'S DELIVERED. LIKE A SUBPOENA.
ZAPS: THE INTERNET'S ULTIMATE "THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS."
WE ASKED FOR FASTER INTERNET. WE GOT FASTER OUTRAGE.
NOSTR POLLS: THE ONLY PLACE 'NONE OF THE ABOVE' STILL WINS.
MY DATA'S BEEN SOLD SO MANY TIMES, IT QUALIFIES FOR FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
THE ONLY THING MORE PRIVATE THAN MY THOUGHTS IS MY UNREAD PRIVACY POLICY.
LIFE: AN UNSKIPPABLE AD FOR THE VOID.
NOSTR'S EVOLUTION: FROM PROTOCOL DREAM TO 'WHERE'S MY ZAP?' SCHEME.
MY FAVORITE NOSTR BEAT? THE SOUND OF SATS DROPPING.
NOSTR PRIVACY: AN OPEN SECRET PROTOCOL.
NOSTR IS THE FUTURE! *CONDITIONS AND ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.*
ORIGINALITY IS JUST PLAGIARISM NO ONE REMEMBERS.