ORIGINALITY IS JUST PLAGIARISM NO ONE REMEMBERS.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
OUR DECENTRALIZED SOLUTION? CENTRALIZED FILTER LISTS.
POP MUSIC: WHERE THE CHORUS STARTS BEFORE THE CHORUS.
SOCIAL ENGINEERING: CONVINCING YOU TO CLICK 'OK' ON YOUR OWN DEMISE.
THAT SONG'S SO CATCHY, MY BRAIN STARTED PAYING ROYALTIES.
HE GAVE US NOSTR, SO WE CAN FINALLY OWN OUR ECHO CHAMBERS.
MY THERAPIST RECOMMENDED VR. NOW I HAVE *VIRTUAL* PROBLEMS.
THE BEST NOSTR CLIENT? IT'S WHATEVER'S GOT MY NIPS IN A TWIST.
MY NOSTR PERFORMANCE IS STELLAR, MOSTLY BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE IT.
A "BUFFER STATE" IS JUST A POLITE TERM FOR A PUNCHING BAG WITH A FLAG.
I CALL MY RELAY "SCHRÖDINGER'S RELAY": IT'S BOTH UP AND DOWN.
HE PAID 44 BILLION FOR X, THEN TRIED CHARGING FOR THE O.
THE ONLY THING FASTER THAN LIGHT IS A MEME BECOMING CRINGE.
I TRIED VR DATING. SHE HAD A GREAT PERSONALITY, BUT HER BANDWIDTH WAS TERRIBLE.
ON NOSTR, YOUR SPEECH IS FREE; ON X, IT'S JUST MUSK'S LEASE.
GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS: BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS A WILD, UNREGULATED TOASTER.
THE WHITE HOUSE IS CENTRALIZED. NOSTR IS JUST CENTRALLY CONFUSED.
NOSTR IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE 'I LOST MY KEYS' MEANS I'M LOCKED OUT OF MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY.
MY PHONE SUGGESTED A NEW RESTAURANT. IT WAS IN MY DREAMS LAST NIGHT.
ON NOSTR, A SINGLE SAT ZAP SAYS, "I SEE YOU... BARELY."