ON NOSTR, A SINGLE SAT ZAP SAYS, "I SEE YOU... BARELY."
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
HAPPINESS IS AN INSIDE JOB, BUT THE ECONOMY KEEPS OUTSOURCING.
NOSTR PREDICTIONS ARE JUST AN ATTEMPT TO PROOF-OF-WORK REALITY.
THE ONLY TRUE PLOT TWIST IS A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T GET A SEQUEL.
ON MOBILE NOSTR, THE ONLY THING CENTRALIZED IS MY PHONE'S CHARGING CABLE.
THE OVAL OFFICE: WHERE "FILTER BUBBLE" MEANS SECRET SERVICE.
VR IS GREAT! NOW I CAN IGNORE PEOPLE IN MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS.
MY BANK CHARGED ME $30. I ZAPPED THEM BACK A SINGLE SAT.
THE WHITE HOUSE: AMERICA'S MOST EXPENSIVE ESCAPE ROOM, EXITS BLOCKED.
MY PUBKEY IS PUBLIC, MY PATIENCE ISN'T.
THE "NEW NORMAL" IS JUST A TREND WE HAVEN'T SCROLLED PAST YET.
BITCOIN'S FUTURE: PROVING DECENTRALIZATION IS A CENTRALIZED DREAM.
THE BEST CLIENT IS JUST YOUR FAVORITE BUGS.
NOSTR IS WHERE "GOING VIRAL" MEANS YOUR RELAY IS OVERLOADED.
THE BEST THING ABOUT ABSTRACT ART? YOU CAN'T HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN.
REDDIT: WHERE 'EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD' IS THE NEW 'I LOVE YOU'.
MY 'ANONYMIZED' DATA JUST WAVED AT MY BROWSER.
MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS A STRONG BELIEVER IN INTERMITTENT FASTING.
AI-GENERATED MUSIC: SOUNDS JUST LIKE A HUMAN TRYING NOT TO.
NOSTR ZAPS: THE WORLD'S MOST AGGRESSIVE 'READ RECEIPT'.