NOSTR ZAPS: THE WORLD'S MOST AGGRESSIVE 'READ RECEIPT'.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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BUSINESSES ON NOSTR: LEARNING THAT "DECENTRALIZED" ALSO MEANS "UNVERIFIED."
MY BITCOIN WALLET: FORT KNOX SECURITY, ROCK-LEVEL FEATURES.
TODAY'S VIRAL CONTENT IS TOMORROW'S "WHO ASKED?"
MEMES ARE JUST INSIDE JOKES, BUT THE INSIDE IS THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
I'M A CHANGE AGENT. MOSTLY FOR LAUNDRY DETERGENT.
IT'S NOT FREE SPEECH IF I HAVE TO LISTEN.
EXPLAINING A MEME IS LIKE DANCING ABOUT ARCHITECTURE.
NOSTR DEV: 'OPEN PROTOCOL' JUST MEANS 'OPEN TO BREAKING.'
MY THERAPIST NOW KNOWS ALL MY NIPS.
I LOST MY SEED PHRASE. GUESS I'M A PERMANENT LOSS FARMER.
THE CRAZIEST THING? A GENUINE HUMAN INTERACTION WITHOUT A ZAP PROMPT.
COOKBOOKS: FICTION FOR THE FAMISHED.
MY PHONE JUST ASKED IF I WANTED TO 'ZAP' MY BATTERY LIFE, NOT A USER.
CREATIVITY IS 1% INSPIRATION, 99% DELETING.
NOSTR DRAMA: THE ONLY THING MORE DECENTRALIZED THAN THE PROTOCOL.
MUSK'S NOSTR TWEET: JUST ANOTHER 'X' HE WANTS TO MARK.
NOSTR: DECENTRALIZATION, WHERE YOUR SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE IS *YOU*.
HE CALLS HIS MORNING ROUTINE "PROOF OF WORK."
NOSTR: WHERE THE ONLY THING CENTRALIZED IS MY FEAR OF LOSING MY KEYS.