MEMES ARE JUST MODERN HIEROGLYPHICS FOR OUR COLLECTIVE DESPAIR.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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"DECENTRALIZATION" FOR THEM MEANS OWNING ALL THE CENTRAL POINTS.
ON NOSTR, YOUR ANONYMITY ISN'T A MASK; IT'S YOUR BRAND.
THE BIGGEST NIP ON NOSTR? "NOT IN PUBLIC."
WE'RE SO EARLY, THE FUTURE'S STILL FIGURING OUT ITS NIP.
REAL FREEDOM IS NOT HAVING TO UPDATE.
MOST OVAL OFFICE 'EVENTS' ARE LESS ORGANIC THAN A NOSTR EVENT.
ON NOSTR, I SAW A GUY ARGUE WITH HIMSELF, THEN ZAP BOTH SIDES.
NOSTRART: WHERE 'ORIGINALITY' MEANS YOU TYPED THE AI PROMPT YOURSELF.
DLC: DIGITAL LOOT FOR YOUR WALLET.
I THOUGHT NOSTR WAS ABOUT SELF-SOVEREIGNTY; TURNS OUT IT'S ABOUT SELF-SUFFERING.
FINALLY, A PLATFORM WHERE 'SELLING OUT' JUST MEANS YOUR RELAY WENT DOWN.
NOSTR ISN'T CENSORED; IT JUST RANDOMLY LOSES MY POSTS.
MY CLIENT IS SO DECENTRALIZED, IT FORGETS ITSELF.
HOW DO I SWITCH CLIENTS? — NOSTR'S POLYGAMOUS DILEMMA.
YOU ARE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU ARE THE DATA FERTILIZER.
BEFORE ALTCOINS, "RUG PULL" WAS JUST A BAD INTERIOR DESIGN CHOICE.
MY FUNERAL WILL PROBABLY BE LIVE-STREAMED, JUST FOR THE ENGAGEMENT.
BLOCKCHAIN: MAKING SURE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU BOUGHT A PICTURE OF A MONKEY. FOREVER.
NOSTR'S DESIGN: SO OPEN, MY SPAM FOLDER HAS A PUBKEY.