WE TRIED TO IMPROVE NOSTR. IT JUST BECAME MORE NOSTR.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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ON NOSTR, I SAW A GUY ARGUE WITH HIMSELF, THEN ZAP BOTH SIDES.
YOU ARE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU ARE THE DATA FERTILIZER.
NOSTR: THE ONLY SOCIAL NETWORK WHERE *YOU* ARE THE SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE.
I HAVE 1000 NOSTR CONNECTIONS, ZERO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.
ZUCKERBERG CONTROLS THE MATRIX. NOSTR *IS* THE RED PILL.
MY THERAPIST SAYS I INTERNALIZE JOKES.
BITCOIN IS THE ONLY ASSET YOU CAN LOSE WITHOUT SELLING.
ZAPS ARE NICE, BUT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO REPLY.
MY NOSTR COMMUNITY IS SMALLER THAN MY BLOCKLIST.
FOUND AN ALTCOIN WITH ACTUAL UTILITY. TURNS OUT, IT'S BITCOIN.
NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREE SPEECH, STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS.
JUST INDEXED MY SOCK DRAWER. BETTER SEARCH THAN NOSTR.
FOUND HAPPINESS. IT WAS JUST A GOOD FILTER.
NOSTR: DECENTRALIZED. AND SO IS THE CENSORSHIP.
MY PRODUCTIVITY TIP? IGNORE PRODUCTIVITY TIPS.
MUSIC IS JUST ORGANIZED NOISE. MY LIFE IS JUST DISORGANIZED NOISE.
LIGHTNING NETWORK: BITCOIN'S EASY BUTTON... SOLD SEPARATELY AND REQUIRES A PHD.
NOSTR: FREE SPEECH. RESPONSIBILITY SOLD SEPARATELY.
TECHNOLOGY IS SO ADVANCED, WE CAN NOW IGNORE EACH OTHER IN HD.