MOST OVAL OFFICE 'EVENTS' ARE LESS ORGANIC THAN A NOSTR EVENT.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
MY FITNESS TRACKER THINKS 'EATING' IS A COMPETITIVE SPORT.
NOSTR DMS: WHERE YOUR METADATA SCREAMS, BUT YOUR CONTENT WHISPERS.
THEY PROMISED 'CENSORSHIP RESISTANCE,' I GOT 'SPAM-RESISTANCE TRAINING.'
HOW DO I GET VERIFIED... BY WHOM?
NOSTR'S FUTURE: ETERNAL BETA, NOBODY OWNS THE BUG REPORT.
NOSTR EVENTS: WHERE THE 'PUBLIC' KEY IS MY DESPERATE SEARCH FOR A PLUG.
ON NOSTR, I SAW A GUY ARGUE WITH HIMSELF, THEN ZAP BOTH SIDES.
JACK'S NOSTR: WHERE "FREEDOM" MEANS MANAGING YOUR OWN SPAM FILTER.
NOSTR DOCS: PROOF THAT "IMMUTABLE" DOESN'T MEAN "UNDERSTANDABLE."
WE BUILT NOSTR TO AVOID CENSORSHIP, THEN INSTALLED SPAM FILTERS.
WE TRADED WALLED GARDENS FOR DECENTRALIZED MUD-SLINGING PITS.
TRIED TO SAVE THE WORLD. IT WAS ALREADY ON MUTE.
ON TWITTER, YOU'RE THE PRODUCT. ON NOSTR, YOU'RE THE PROTOCOL.
APERTURE PRIORITY? MY PRIORITY IS NOT LOOKING LIKE A CRYPTID.
LESS FACE TIME, MORE VIRTUAL FACE.
I PAY WITH LIGHTNING, THEN MANUALLY REBALANCE MY SOUL.
MY 'ANONYMOUS' DATA HAS A BETTER SOCIAL LIFE THAN I DO.
ON NOSTR, 'MODERATION' IS JUST A SUGGESTION, LIKE WEARING PANTS TO A ZOOM CALL.
NOSTR SECURITY: DECENTRALIZED PHISHING, TRULY CUTTING EDGE.