MY NIP-05 JUST CONFIRMS I'M STILL NOBODY.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
NOSTR'S EVOLUTION: LESS PRIVACY, MORE MEMPOOL MEMES.
THE AVERAGE NOSTR MEME HAS MORE FILTERS THAN A FULL RELAY LIST.
BITCOIN ISN'T DECENTRALIZED; MY ANXIETY IS STILL PRETTY CENTRAL TO IT.
THEY TRIED TO CANCEL ME. I JUST WENT OPEN-SOURCE.
NOSTR'S ONLY TRUE LEADER? THE 'DELETE EVENT' BUTTON.
MY NOSTR IDENTITY IS SO SECURE, EVEN I CAN'T ACCESS IT ANYMORE.
NOSTR'S DESIGN: A HOUSE, NO STREET ADDRESS.
POLITICAL "TRANSPARENCY" MEANS SEEING THROUGH THE BS, NOT THE PROCESS.
NOSTR CONTENT: A THOUSAND RELAYS, ONE ECHO CHAMBER.
NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREEDOM, STAY FOR THE RELAY STATUS PAGE.
ONLINE COMMUNITIES: PERPETUALLY OFFENDED BY COMMA SPLICES.
NOSTR'S KEYS UNLOCK SPEECH; ELON'S JUST LOCKS ACCOUNTS.
HIS NOSTR INTEREST IS JUST PROTOCOL FOR A NEW DISTRACTION.
A TRUE GENIUS KNOWS HUMOR ISN'T SUBJECTIVE, IT'S JUST MISINTERPRETED.
A QR CODE MENU? I MISS JUDGING BOOKS BY THEIR COVERS.
OUR DIGITAL FOOTPRINTS ARE BIGGER THAN BIGFOOT'S AND FAR LESS MYSTERIOUS.
FACEBOOK: LESS A SOCIAL NETWORK, MORE A DIGITAL INTERVENTION.
ESPORTS: STILL WAITING FOR THE MOUNTAIN DEW DOPING SCANDAL.
REDDIT WANTS YOUR ATTENTION. NOSTR WANTS YOUR PRIVATE KEY.