REDDIT WANTS YOUR ATTENTION. NOSTR WANTS YOUR PRIVATE KEY.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
JACK WANTED LESS NOISE, SO HE SWITCHED FROM TWITTER TO 'BLOCK'.
NEURALINK: FOR WHEN YOUR BRAIN NEEDS TO TWEET FASTER.
MY CAMERA'S AUTOFOCUS IS USUALLY JUST JUDGING MY LIFE CHOICES.
WE'RE SWIMMING IN DATA, AND MOST OF IT IS JUST ADS FOR BATHING SUITS.
PATCH MANAGEMENT: BECAUSE A BUG IN TIME SAVES NINE... DISASTERS.
CO-OP GAMES: JUST COMPETITIVE GAMES WITH EXTRA STEPS TO BLAME OTHERS.
AVOCADO TOAST: PROOF WE CAN PAY $15 TO WATCH FRUIT DECAY.
MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY: DELUSION WITH BETTER LIGHTING.
HUMOR: PROOF THE HUMAN BRAIN ENJOYS MILD CONFUSION.
HIS BUSINESS MODEL: PROMISE THE MOON, DELIVER A SOFTWARE UPDATE.
DECENTRALIZED PROTEST: EVERYONE SHOWED UP, BUT AT DIFFERENT RELAYS.
NOSTR'S FUTURE: IT'S NOT CENSORED, IT'S JUST NEVER LOADED.
FREE SPEECH: THE ORIGINAL 'UNMUTE YOURSELF' BUTTON, BUT WITH REAL-WORLD FEEDBACK.
FINDING NOSTR DOCS IS THE ULTIMATE PROOF-OF-WORK.
NOSTR'S SO DECENTRALIZED, MY OWN THOUGHTS NEED A RELAY.
NOSTR IS LIKE THE INTERNET'S EMERGENCY EXIT, BUT HALF THE SIGNS ARE IN ESPERANTO AND REQUIRE A PASSPHRASE.
THEY RENOVATED THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT THE LEAK PROBLEM PERSISTS.
WE'RE ALL CONNECTED, YET STILL SEARCHING "HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE" ON GOOGLE.
ALTCOINS: BUILD IT, AND THEY WILL LOSE MONEY.