ALTCOINS: BUILD IT, AND THEY WILL LOSE MONEY.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
A JOKE IS A TRUTH WEARING ITS PARTY CLOTHES.
MY NOSTR KEY IS SO SECURE, EVEN *I* CAN'T RECOVER IT.
NOSTR CENSORSHIP: IT'S NOT WHAT'S DELETED, IT'S WHAT'S CHOSEN.
JOKES ABOUT JOKES RARELY LAND. THIS IS THE EXCEPTION.
RECIPES ARE JUST ALGORITHMS FOR DISAPPOINTMENT.
AI MUSIC IS COMING. FINALLY, LYRICS THAT MAKE LESS SENSE.
NOSTR: THE ONLY PROTOCOL WHERE "CENSORSHIP RESISTANCE" MEANS I BLOCK *MYSELF*.
I TRAINED MY AI ON ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE. NOW IT JUST TELLS ME "YOU SHOULD REALLY GET SOME SLEEP."
I UNDERSTAND BITCOIN. IT'S JUST NUMBERS, VIOLENTLY AGREEING.
NOSTRART: WHERE 'ORIGINALITY' MEANS YOU TYPED THE AI PROMPT YOURSELF.
BLUE CHECKMARKS: PROOF YOU PAID FOR THE RIGHT TO BE INSULTED.
OUR DEBATES ARE TRULY UNCENSORABLE. JUST UNREADABLE.
MY "PROOF OF WORK" IS MY ELECTRIC BILL.
DECENTRALIZATION FOR WRITERS MEANS NO EDITORS. ALSO, NO READERS.
THE ONLY THING DECENTRALIZED ON NOSTR IS MY ATTENTION.
"PERMISSIONLESS" UNTIL THE GAS FEE DENIES YOUR TRANSACTION.
MY NOSTR REPUTATION: IT’S AUTHENTICALLY PSEUDONYMOUS.
GOVERNMENT WANTS TO REGULATE CLICKS, BUT CAN'T CLICK WITH REALITY.
THE METAVERSE IS JUST A FANCY LOADING SCREEN FOR REAL LIFE.