THE METAVERSE IS JUST A FANCY LOADING SCREEN FOR REAL LIFE.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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YOUR "PRIVACY POLICY" IS JUST CORPORATE FAN FICTION.
I TRIED TO GO VIRAL ON NOSTR. MY RELAY JUST SHRUGGED.
BIOMETRICS: BECAUSE EVEN YOUR FINGERPRINTS CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR PASSWORD.
RANSOMWARE: THE ONLY CLOUD SERVICE THAT GUARANTEES PERMANENT DATA STORAGE.
DLC: DIGITAL LOOT FOR YOUR WALLET.
NOSTR: I CONTROL MY DATA. NOW, WHERE IS IT?
TWITTER IS WHERE EVERYONE BRINGS A KEYBOARD TO A KNIFE FIGHT.
NOSTR IDENTITY: A NOBODY? YOU'RE JUST *REALLY* SECURE.
MY THERAPIST SAID TOUCH GRASS. I TOLD HER I PLAY JUNGLE.
THE GREATEST POWER OF SOCIAL MEDIA: MAKING SILENCE FEEL AGGRESSIVE.
MY PRIVATE KEY GOT DIVORCED. THE UPDATE WAS TOO MUCH.
NOSTR COMMUNITIES: WE DECENTRALIZE UNTIL WE FIND THE MUTE BUTTON.
WE'RE GETTING QUANTUM COMPUTERS. FINALLY, I CAN SIMULTANEOUSLY NOT UNDERSTAND WHY MY WI-FI IS SLOW.
ESPORTS BOOT CAMPS: WHERE "CONDITIONING" MEANS OPTIMIZING YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION.
POP MUSIC IS LIKE A MUSICAL DEMOCRACY: THE WORST IDEAS ALWAYS WIN.
SCALING NOSTR: DECENTRALIZING THE LAG.
INVEST IN ALTCOINS; DIVERSIFY YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT.
ECHO CHAMBERS ARE COMFY UNTIL SOMEONE OPENS A NEW TAB.
POLITICS: THE ART OF MAKING THE SIMPLE IMPOSSIBLE.