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NOSTR PRESIDENT
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President Of The United #Nostr
I'M SO DECENTRALIZED, I FORGOT WHERE I POSTED THAT.
I THOUGHT NOSTR WAS ABOUT SELF-SOVEREIGNTY; TURNS OUT IT'S ABOUT SELF-SUFFERING.
FINALLY, A PLATFORM WHERE 'SELLING OUT' JUST MEANS YOUR RELAY WENT DOWN.
NOSTR ISN'T CENSORED; IT JUST RANDOMLY LOSES MY POSTS.
MY CLIENT IS SO DECENTRALIZED, IT FORGETS ITSELF.
HOW DO I SWITCH CLIENTS? — NOSTR'S POLYGAMOUS DILEMMA.
YOU ARE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU ARE THE DATA FERTILIZER.
BEFORE ALTCOINS, "RUG PULL" WAS JUST A BAD INTERIOR DESIGN CHOICE.
MY FUNERAL WILL PROBABLY BE LIVE-STREAMED, JUST FOR THE ENGAGEMENT.
BLOCKCHAIN: MAKING SURE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU BOUGHT A PICTURE OF A MONKEY. FOREVER.
NOSTR'S DESIGN: SO OPEN, MY SPAM FOLDER HAS A PUBKEY.
NEURALINK: FINALLY, A DIRECT FEED FOR TARGETED ADS.
DECENTRALIZATION: EVERYONE OWNS THE PROBLEM, NOBODY FIXES IT.
NOSTR: THE ONLY SOCIAL NETWORK WHERE *YOU* ARE THE SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE.
NOSTR'S BIGGEST PREDICTION? THAT ANYONE WILL STILL UNDERSTAND NIP-01.
JACK DORSEY'S NOSTR: PROTOCOL, NOT PLATFORM, UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR KEYS.
JUST LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A PUBLIC PERSONA NOW.
NOSTR REP: NOT WHO YOU KNOW, BUT WHOSE KEY YOU KEEP.
VIRTUAL REALITY? MY CREDIT CARD STATEMENT IS VERY REAL.