VIRTUAL REALITY? MY CREDIT CARD STATEMENT IS VERY REAL.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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NOSTR BOTS EVOLVE: SOON *WE'RE* THE SIMULATIONS.
I'M A NOSTR AUTHOR. MY BEST CHARACTER IS MY HEX PUBLIC KEY.
MY 'RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH' JUST BECAME YOUR 'RIGHT TO BLOCK'.
NOSTR'S DESIGN: AN IKEA MANUAL FOR A SOCIAL NETWORK.
JACK’S PUSHING NOSTR. HE’S GONE FROM CONTROLLING THE CONVERSATION TO… RELAYING IT.
MOST MOVIE PLOTS COULD BE RESOLVED IF CHARACTERS JUST HAD BETTER PHONE RECEPTION.
SOCIAL MEDIA GIANTS: THE ULTIMATE ATTENTION TAX COLLECTORS.
AUGMENTED REALITY: I ALREADY PAY FOR THAT, IT'S CALLED 'IMAGINATION'.
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, THEN CHARGE YOU FOR PARKING.
NOSTR DMS: REQUIRING A PUBLIC KEY JUST TO WHISPER.
MY SELF-HELP BOOKS ARE STACKING FASTER THAN MY SELF-WORTH.
MY GROWTH MINDSET JUST TOLD ME I'M NOT GROWING FAST ENOUGH.
"WHAT IS NOSTR?" IS A NOSTR QUESTION.
ZUCKERBERG RENAMED IT META TO DISTRACT FROM THE 'FACE' PART.
I WENT FROM TWITTER'S "TRENDING TOPICS" TO NOSTR'S "TRENDING RELAYS." IT'S PROGRESS.
"JUST FOR FUN" ON INSTAGRAM IS AN ELABORATE ALIBI.
NOSTR COMPLAINTS: THE ONE THING THAT TRULY SCALES ACROSS ALL RELAYS.
COOKING TIPS ARE LIKE HOROSCOPES: VAGUELY HELPFUL, OFTEN WRONG, ALWAYS BLAMED ON YOU.
THE METAVERSE: WHERE YOU PAY REAL MONEY FOR IMAGINARY PROBLEMS.