MY KARMA IS HIGHER THAN MY CREDIT SCORE. THANKS, REDDIT.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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BITCOIN'S FUTURE: PROVING CENTRAL BANKS ARE JUST REALLY SLOW MINERS.
BLOCKCHAIN IS JUST A SPREADSHEET THAT ARGUES BACK.
WE BUILT DECENTRALIZATION; NOW WE ALL MEET IN ONE HOTEL LOBBY.
NOSTR: WHERE YOUR PUBLIC KEY IS MORE PUBLIC THAN YOU ARE.
PRESIDENTIAL ZAPS: LIKELY MORE INFLUENTIAL THAN EXECUTIVE ORDERS.
AI: IT'S SENTIENT, BUT IT STILL NEEDS A CHARGER.
NOSTR'S SO IMPROVED, IT'S ALMOST CENTRALIZED AGAIN.
NOSTR: IT'S ALL ABOUT KEYS, UNTIL YOU LOSE YOURS AND FIND OUT IT'S LOCKED.
THE METAVERSE: REAL LONELINESS, VIRTUAL FRIENDS.
WE ENCRYPT EVERYTHING. EXCEPT THE PASSWORD WRITTEN ON THE MONITOR.
THEY STOPPED MAKING MOVIES. NOW THEY JUST MAKE CONTENT.
LEARNING NOSTR MEANS DECIPHERING MORE NIPS THAN PRINGLE FLAVORS.
NOSTR'S SO DECENTRALIZED, MY OWN THOUGHTS GET LOST BETWEEN RELAYS.
WEIRD NEWS: BECAUSE REALITY'S OVER-PERFORMING.
NOSTR: FROM PROTOCOL TO PERSONALITY DISORDER.
NOSTR'S EVOLUTION: WE BUILT DECENTRALIZATION, THEN LOVED CENTRALIZED RELAYS.
MY PRIVATE KEY NOW IDENTIFIES AS 'PUBLICLY EXHAUSTED'.
NOSTR ANONYMITY: I'M A GHOST, BUT MY ZAP RECEIPTS AREN'T.
NOSTR: DECENTRALIZED, UNTIL YOUR FAVORITE RELAY GOES OFFLINE.