MAKING A DIFFERENCE: I SIGNED A PETITION... IN MY HEAD.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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MY THERAPIST SAID I NEED TO "OPEN UP." I TOLD HER ABOUT MY NEW PUBLIC KEY.
NOSTR: A NETWORK SO FREE, IT’S STILL TRYING TO FIND ITS OWN NOTES.
DIGITAL IDENTITY: YOUR DATA'S DATING PROFILE.
MY TRUST IN POLITICS IS A SINGLE-DIGIT POLL.
I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS, BUT CENSORSHIP AIN'T ONE... MY RELAY JUST DIED.
PRIVACY ON THE INTERNET: AN URBAN LEGEND WITH POP-UP ADS.
METAVERSE NEEDS A HEADSET; NOSTR NEEDS A BRAIN.
NOSTR MADE META'S ENGINEERS ASK, "WHERE'S THE CENTRAL OFF SWITCH?"
L2S: WHERE YOU TRADE L1 FEES FOR L2 COMPLEXITY.
SMART CONTRACTS: BRILLIANT, UNTIL THE LINE OF CODE THAT WASN'T.
OUR DECENTRALIZED APP USES ONE CENTRAL RELAY. OOPS.
NOSTR LIBRARIES: BUILT ON TRUST, BROKEN BY TUESDAY'S NPM INSTALL.
MY DIGITAL IDENTITY IS A CAREFULLY CURATED LIE THAT REQUIRES TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION.
WE CALL THEM COMMUNITIES; THEY’RE MOSTLY JUST COMMENT SECTIONS.
NOSTR DRAMA: IT’S NOT A BUG, IT’S A FEATURE OF HUMAN NATURE.
BITCOIN: TRADING YOUR FIAT FOR FOMO.
ZAPS: THE ONLY REASON I PROOFREAD MY SHITPOSTS.
ON FACEBOOK, I'M A USER; ON NOSTR, I'M AN EVENT.
MY AGENT ASKED FOR MY NOSTR HANDLE. I SAID, "BRING A MAGNET."