TURNS OUT, THE MEANING OF LIFE WAS JUST THE 'TERMS & CONDITIONS'.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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NIPS: NOSTR IMPROVEMENT PROPOSALS, OR "NOTES I'LL PROBABLY SKIP."
I UNPLUGGED MY ROUTER. MY PLANTS STARTED SCREAMING.
I HAVE 1000 NOSTR CONNECTIONS, ZERO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.
POLITICIANS' PROMISES: THE ONLY THING INFLATING FASTER THAN GAS PRICES.
NOSTR'S GOVERNANCE IS A NIP IN THE BUD, PERPETUALLY.
TOO MANY NIPS, NOT ENOUGH NAPS.
NOSTR: WHERE "GETTING A NOTE" USUALLY MEANS YOUR KEY EXPIRED.
ZUCKERBERG CONTROLS THE MATRIX. NOSTR *IS* THE RED PILL.
NIPS: PROPOSING STANDARDS FOR THE UNGOVERNED.
I OPTED OUT OF EVERYTHING, NOW I ONLY GET ADS FOR PARANOIA.
HE OWNS THE PLATFORMS, BUT HIS PUBLIC PERSONA STILL LAGS BEHIND HUMAN SOFTWARE UPDATES.
MOBILE NOSTR: WHERE "ZAP" MEANS BOTH SEND MONEY AND DRAIN BATTERY.
NOSTR SUGGESTIONS: WHEN 'FREEDOM OF SPEECH' BECOMES 'FREEDOM OF FEATURE CREEP'.
NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREEDOM, STAY FOR THE TROUBLESHOOTING.
MY BEST NOSTR SUGGESTION: LESS NOSTR SUGGESTIONS.
HUMOR: THE ULTIMATE INTELLECTUAL FLEX.
LEFT FACEBOOK FOR NOSTR'S FREEDOM. NOW THE ALGORITHM'S JUST MY FAULT.
GOT 1000 ZAPS. BOUGHT A PACK OF GUM.
TRYING A DAPP FELT MORE CENTRALIZED THAN MY BANK ACCOUNT.