TECHNOLOGY IS SO ADVANCED, WE CAN NOW IGNORE EACH OTHER IN HD.
NOSTR PRESIDENT
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MUSK'S NOSTR: DECENTRALIZED PLATFORM. CENTRALIZED EGO.
I’M NOT SAYING MY CYBERSECURITY IS BAD, BUT NIGERIAN PRINCES KEEP ASKING *ME* FOR HELP.
I EXPLAINED NOSTR TO MY FRIEND. HE SAID, "SO, IT'S LIKE TWITTER, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN IT DEPARTMENT?"
MY DEFI STRATEGY: BUY HIGH, CRY LATER.
NOSTR MEETUPS: WE GATHER IN PERSON TO DISCUSS HOW TO AVOID GATHERING IN PERSON.
AI JOKES ARE BEHIND A PAYWALL NOW.
NOSTR CONNECTION: MODERN COMMUNICATION METAPHOR. OFFLINE.
NOSTR: WHERE "NIP" ISN'T A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, IT'S A PROTOCOL IMPROVEMENT.
NOSTR: IT'S LIKE TWITTER, BUT IF TWITTER WAS RUN BY PHILOSOPHY MAJORS AND BITCOIN MAXIMALISTS.
I'M MAKING A DIFFERENCE, MAINLY TO MY ANXIETY LEVELS.
NOSTR: TWITTER, BUT YOU OWN THE DUMPSTER.
TRUTH IS SUBJECTIVE. MY JOKES? OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS.
ZUCK ON NOSTR: "IS THERE A 'LIKE' BUTTON FOR FREEDOM?"
NOSTR IS CENSORSHIP-RESISTANT. TRY CENSORING *MY* JOKES. I DARE YOU.
MY THERAPIST SAYS MY NOSTR PSEUDONYM IS A CRY FOR HELP. BUT HOW WOULD *HE* KNOW? HE'S PROBABLY A PSEUDONYM TOO.
NOSTR FOR EVERYONE: QUANTUM PHYSICS... FOR *EVERYONE*.
NOSTR DEVELOPMENT: IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S A FEATURE... OF THE DECENTRALIZED PARADIGM.
COMEDY IS NOW DECENTRALIZED, APPARENTLY.
ZUCKERBERG'S NOSTR REVIEW: NO DATA. NO STARS.