Don’t you hate it when the classics get forgotten? HORUS An Ethiopian-Sudanese God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 3,000 YEARS before Jesus. ZARATHUSTRA An Iranian God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 1,000 YEARS before Jesus. KRISHNA An Indian God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 900 YEARS before Jesus. HERCULES A Greek God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 800 YEARS before Jesus. MITHRA A Persian God, born 25th December, by a Virgin- 600 YEARS before Jesus. DIONYSUS A Greek God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 500 YEARS before Jesus. THAMMUZ A Babylonian God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 400 YEARS before Jesus. BUDDHA A Nepal God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 563 YEARS before Jesus. HERMES A Greek God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 200 YEARS before Jesus. ADONIS A Phoenician God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 200 YEARS before Jesus. JESUS CHRIST A Roman God, born 25th December, by a Virgin around 1-30 AD.

Tomorrow the invincible sun will be born once again, surviving the depth of the longest nights.

The return of the King

In these wars of evil vs evil too many people take sides

Fiiire

Watch out! We’re mad

The dirty talking about the poorly washed

Who wants to play “how much of that was leverage?”

There once was a bunny called Gek. He lost the marbles and met a tragic end falling in a bottomless pit while looking for them.