Messed around and let myself get hurt by the same person twice. This is a new low for me.

Currently singing Stevie Wonder at a Vegas buffet with the girls dining next to me.

I love parrots 🦜

Who knows, is this the start of something wonderful and new? Or one more dream that I cannot make true? 🎶 #tunestr

I ordered a bundt cake twice today and both times, the delivery driver disappeared after picking up the order. I just want my fucking bundt. I’m about to lose my shit.

Haunting, healing. #tunestr

ICC needs to add Biden to the list. View quoted note →

If I mute someone, why the FUCK do their posts still show up?

This track is very close to my heart. #tunestr

Took a hard fall while ice-skating over a week ago and the nasty bruise on my left leg shows no signs of fading. Still hurts, too. I’m beginning to get attached to it. 😅

I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn't quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet. - The Bell Jar

My younger sister got her passport photo retaken today and it turned out like some freshly dropped modeling digitals, without a hint of makeup. I have a stunner for a sis. If she wasn’t my lil baby, I’d be envious.

Alright, I’m about 91% sure this dude is from the Russian mafia. It’s always the criminals who are blessed with preternatural good looks. View quoted note →

Respect to Stussy. I knew I liked them for a reason.

#asknostr How does one flirt with a man who only speaks Russian and uses Google translate to understand Americans, while keeping it PG and not offending him? He’s expressed interest (also using Google translate). Asking for a friend. Urgent matter.

This song is the only thing on the planet that sometimes makes me entertain the possibility that I might be wrong about romance and that love does, in fact, exist. For that reason, I don’t listen to it very often but tonight is an exception. #tunestr

Mm mm mm ma ma ma maaa maaa maaa-

Zionists will always have sick minds and diseased souls. #israel

Like father, like son. View quoted note →

David Kordansky