I straightened my hair this morning after several years in an entirely misguided attempt at impressing somebody, only to end up looking like a deceased Pomeranian. Lesson learned. Won’t debase myself that way again.

Dark chocolate hazelnut cheesecake for my mama. #foodstr

Got mistaken for a man twice in one day: 1. “Excuse me, young man” 2. “Welcome, brother” A girl just can’t dress in baggy clothes and wear a hat at the same time. It is what it is.

Accidentally followed a genocidal Zionist until realizing my mistake, backed the hell outta there faster than one can say ‘BuT KhAmAs’

Officially back in my silly girl era, currently watching Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler flicks with my people, sated by pecan pie bars.

The most beautiful piece of music ever made in history.

Death is not the end of life, but rather the transition to eternal life.

Over the past few years, my foundational force in life has become the knowledge that 60 percent of humanity is overwhelmingly vile, and that’s an optimistic estimate. For every happy family, a cruel and miserable one; for each blissfully loved child, an abused child’s body, thrown into a hastily dug up grave; for every beloved pet, a tortured, mutilated animal. Telling my younger sister that there are more good people out in the world than bad feels like a moral failure - like a waiter recommending a dish he knows will make you sick.

There is nothing more damaging and harmful to a marriage or romantic relationship than the concept of unconditional love. #willdieonthishill

MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP IT IS OFFICIALLY ALMOST TIME TO GUILT-TRIP, MANIPULATE, AND GASLIGHT PEOPLE INTO CELEBRATING ME FOR 12 HOURS IN THE YEAR HOORAY 🎉 👯‍♀️

A psychic medium friend’s unsolicited advice on my love life this evening (verbatim): “You dumb fucking bitch. You’ve got some fucking audacity walking around with your bullshit. God just handed you the right man and you pissed on him. Why did you piss on the right man? There are plenty of motherfuckers you could’ve pissed on. Don’t come at me with this toxic shit again. You ruined your own life.”

I feel personally victimized by the lyrics of Halsey’s Be Kind from 2020. Got some healing to focus on, I guess.

Kendrick got real down-low and nasty with some of these claims. It’s not beef anymore, it’s just plain evil. I’m not even a Drake fan but it’s always the rap beef that reveals the pettiest and most narcissistic of musicians. Also, his decades-long rendezvous with Whitney is finally starting to make some mf’ing sense.

I did it. I found him. The biggest dumbass to exist right now. What a momentous occasion.

Selective morality is alive and thriving.

I love him.

Don’t forget.

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What’s wrong will always be wrong regardless of how many people are doing it; what’s right will always be right regardless of how few people are doing it.