Some of my Faceplant normies can feel free to lace this shoe up. 
AJ Nobody ⚡🏴
ajnobody@nostrplebs.com
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Keep calm and stack Sats. Bitcoin only. Don't trust (even me), verify. This is the way.
Schadenfreude commentator.
Meme apprentice with no guild affiliation.
I can't think of a better place for my Nostr Zaps to go.
If you've got spare sats, please consider even a small amount.
Breedlove and his tramp don't deserve to do this to the mother of his child. If you want to verify the Geyser Fund, her BT profile is RaisingLove21 where she shared it.
Together, we can help Janet get justice.
Geyser | Bitcoin Crowdfunding Platform
A Bitcoin crowdfunding platform where creators raise funds for causes, sell products, manage campaigns, and engage with their community.
I haven't even started my new job yet, and the employee has already purchased a minor league game ticket to enjoy a midweek game with coworkers during the day.
I'm not a big sportsball fan, but that's a nice touch.
It's been a few months now.
Still REALLY loving the Bitcoin meet-up scene. 🧡
A man walks into a bar.
Sees a sign: "Cheese sandwiches $2. Hand jobs $10."
He walks up to the counter to ask the pretty bartender, "excuse me, miss? Do you give the hand jobs?"
She responds with a smile, "Why yes I do!"
"Fantastic!" he replies.
"Wash those hands and make me a cheese sandwich please."
Considering an ebike for occasional commuting to my new job.
One of the routes I could take home has a 45%+ grade hill.
Any ebike advice for my research? Pros/cons/warnings/brands/etc.
(Obviously, I'll want good torque.)
There are 41 currencies where a single Satoshi (1 hundred millionth of a Bitcoin) is worth more than their base units (think cents in USD)
If Bitcoin could be divided by 8 billion people, a mere $157 buys your "fair share." You don't have to own a whole Bitcoin. You have to get off zero.
Shitcoins in one image.
There are less than 5.7 Microstrategy's-worth of Bitcoin left to mine over the next ~116 years.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to my friends that wouldn't listen about NFTs and "Digital real estate."
They strangely went silent. 🤔
One of the most nefarious things about DedBird:
In order to be seen, you have to pay for the checkmark these days...
... BUT even people paying as much as $25/month are still reporting decreased visibility and engagement...
... Worst of all, when you pay to 'verify' you're paying for the privilege of EXTRA KYC.
This is why we Nostr. 💜
If I owned a video store (and that was still a thing) the Fast and the Furious movies would go on the discount shelf.
Is it a dick-move to just let ChatGPT write my resignation letter? 🤔
You can't change my mind. 
Missed opportunity: make it a sundial.
"Well shit, would you look at the time." 
Thanks for all the prayers, vibes, and well-wishers. Tomorrow I get an official offer letter after two interviews and a written evaluation. 🎉
Next month, I start my new job.
I found an upside to ETH ETFs.
I can troll the shit out of something new: 
First interview ✅
Second interview ✅
Skills evaluation test ✅
Although I misread one of the prompts. 🤦
"Write a 2500 CHARACTER blog post" turned into an 1,100 WORD post, optimized for sales and SEO.
I guess overachieving is better than underwhelming. 🤷🤞
Currently vibing to:
I'm going to go ahead and hope Nayib Bukele continues to be based and NEVER becomes an authoritarian dictator.
I continue to warm to the things he does, not just says. And I HATE politicians.
But I must always be ready to metaphorically slay my heroes.