Highlight of my week 
Andrew Wardell
npub1v7ac...m8ps
“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
Yep. This is what the majority voted for 😶 
So after a year of waiting for Google to get it together I finally got dual-SIM RCS on my phone.
...just in time to realize that's actually going to be a problem 😅
Congratulations America, you're a little late but you've finally achieved the version of 2015 from 'Back To The Future II'
Didn't expect to see Danny Pudi in the live-action Avatar series, great to see he's still got roles 😄
Antonelli on the 2nd row?!
...so apparently this whole month has been Stress Awareness month? That was a great time to take two weeks off work 😅
Fuck it, I don't even care about your reaction anymore; they shot the wrong Kennedy.
Ground News
RFK Jr.'s Major Autism Study To Use Private Health Records
Key Takeaways
No, I don't think Google need more money. Why do you ask. 
I went on the Internet this morning and I found this: (it's an Android app that provides TL;DR versions of ToS statements) Also available on F-Droid if you don't live the G-life
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=xyz.ptgms.tosdr
Yesterday it was a waaaaay-overdue library book. This morning it was a Jerry can for petrol. #adhdwasthewinnerontheday 
#notsponsored I've been using the Plugfones Liberate 2.0 BT earplugs for about three years of yard work now and I just have to say they're bloody fantastic. Ridiculously OP battery life, high-grade noise isolation and plenty of mid-bass thump. If you like music with your lawnmowing, this is it! 
Giving CMCF the power to pull funding to the CVE database was almost as stupid and just as ironic an idea as letting him use Signal 😒
Android Authority
A crucial system behind Android security updates just lost its funding (Update: Funding restored)
The US government has pulled funding for the CVE program, a standardized global system for identifying and tracking software vulnerabilities.
It's times like these when you have to ask yourself why TAF the South Island still doesn't have its own trans-Tasman fiber link.
Where are you now, Alanis Morissette!?
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Aus.Social
:awesome: Shawn (@Shawn@aus.social)
TIL that age old Anti-Piracy ad 'You wouldn't steal a car!' .. stole its soundtrack from a Dutch musician, Melchior Reitveldt! 👌 https://www.ab...
One job. #japanesegp 
Name a better couple than Lando Norris and bottling. I'll wait. #japanesegp