Andrew Wardell
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“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
No, I don't think Google need more money. Why do you ask. 
I went on the Internet this morning and I found this: (it's an Android app that provides TL;DR versions of ToS statements) Also available on F-Droid if you don't live the G-life
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=xyz.ptgms.tosdr
Yesterday it was a waaaaay-overdue library book. This morning it was a Jerry can for petrol. #adhdwasthewinnerontheday 
#notsponsored I've been using the Plugfones Liberate 2.0 BT earplugs for about three years of yard work now and I just have to say they're bloody fantastic. Ridiculously OP battery life, high-grade noise isolation and plenty of mid-bass thump. If you like music with your lawnmowing, this is it! 
Giving CMCF the power to pull funding to the CVE database was almost as stupid and just as ironic an idea as letting him use Signal 😒
Android Authority
A crucial system behind Android security updates just lost its funding (Update: Funding restored)
The US government has pulled funding for the CVE program, a standardized global system for identifying and tracking software vulnerabilities.
It's times like these when you have to ask yourself why TAF the South Island still doesn't have its own trans-Tasman fiber link.
Where are you now, Alanis Morissette!?
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Aus.Social
:awesome: Shawn (@Shawn@aus.social)
TIL that age old Anti-Piracy ad 'You wouldn't steal a car!' .. stole its soundtrack from a Dutch musician, Melchior Reitveldt! 👌 https://www.ab...
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Bluesky Social
Bookshelfie (@bookshelfie.bsky.social)
#booksky
One job. #japanesegp 
Name a better couple than Lando Norris and bottling. I'll wait. #japanesegp
You've got to be careful with those old timey circuits cannons. One of them went off a few years ago in Gore... Put a dirty great hole in a Torana.
...also my whole family, including my in-laws are transfixed on my cat killing a mouse right now 😅. Ah Daisy, you're a dick. Never change.
I'm a little loathe to say it, but the driver swap looks like it's working. #japangp
A gentle reminder for you all over the next 48 hours, if you see something that's too funny to be true, check the date it was posted. #aprilfools
...so I see Martha Wells' 'Murderbot' books are getting turned into a TV show. I'll tell you this now; if Marc Evan Jackson hasn't been cast to voice act ART and Aubrey Plaza isn't playing the bot from RaviHyral I will (contemplate) throwing my TV in the harbour.
Don't know who made this but even though I'm a kiwi I'm laughing 🤣 
So CMCF is now trying to ruin Signal too. Fan-fucking-tastic. 
I'm not asking for any sympathy rn, just stating fact; I'm in the grip of a fever that's making my skin feel the way it looks in my profile pic.