Name a better couple than Lando Norris and bottling. I'll wait. #japanesegp
Andrew Wardell
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“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
You've got to be careful with those old timey circuits cannons. One of them went off a few years ago in Gore... Put a dirty great hole in a Torana.
...also my whole family, including my in-laws are transfixed on my cat killing a mouse right now 😅. Ah Daisy, you're a dick. Never change.
I'm a little loathe to say it, but the driver swap looks like it's working. #japangp
A gentle reminder for you all over the next 48 hours, if you see something that's too funny to be true, check the date it was posted. #aprilfools
...so I see Martha Wells' 'Murderbot' books are getting turned into a TV show. I'll tell you this now; if Marc Evan Jackson hasn't been cast to voice act ART and Aubrey Plaza isn't playing the bot from RaviHyral I will (contemplate) throwing my TV in the harbour.
Don't know who made this but even though I'm a kiwi I'm laughing 🤣 
So CMCF is now trying to ruin Signal too. Fan-fucking-tastic. 
I'm not asking for any sympathy rn, just stating fact; I'm in the grip of a fever that's making my skin feel the way it looks in my profile pic.
My daughter got sick of the playlist she put together for the art exhibition she's running and and said I could just pick something. Muahahahahah. 
Sorely tempted to buy myself an MD Walkman for my birthday this year 😅
Wanna know why I resolved to never ever visit the states twenty years ago?
the Guardian
French scientist denied US entry after phone messages critical of Trump found
France’s research minister said the scientist was traveling to Houston for a conference when his phone was searched
In theory View quoted note →
RIP to the F1 Paddock's greatest chaos gremlin. Eddie Jordan, you will be dearly missed 🫡
When the cost of Living constructively interferes with your ADHD: 
Someone just got the urge to herbal. And if you thought that was a euphemism for smoking weed you're too young to be here. View quoted note →
The meme I want to make about what Luxon, Seymour and Winnie are doing to this country would 110% get me fired from work.
...so we know FOMO and JOMO are a thing, but has anyone yet coined IOMO? (Indifference on Missing Out)
...so how's your Friday evening so far? #beerandvinyl 
Turns out the wee lad was right the whole time #nzpol 