I'm not asking for any sympathy rn, just stating fact; I'm in the grip of a fever that's making my skin feel the way it looks in my profile pic.
Andrew Wardell
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“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
My daughter got sick of the playlist she put together for the art exhibition she's running and and said I could just pick something. Muahahahahah. 
Sorely tempted to buy myself an MD Walkman for my birthday this year 😅
Wanna know why I resolved to never ever visit the states twenty years ago?
the Guardian
French scientist denied US entry after phone messages critical of Trump found
France’s research minister said the scientist was traveling to Houston for a conference when his phone was searched
In theory View quoted note →
RIP to the F1 Paddock's greatest chaos gremlin. Eddie Jordan, you will be dearly missed 🫡
When the cost of Living constructively interferes with your ADHD: 
Someone just got the urge to herbal. And if you thought that was a euphemism for smoking weed you're too young to be here. View quoted note →
The meme I want to make about what Luxon, Seymour and Winnie are doing to this country would 110% get me fired from work.
...so we know FOMO and JOMO are a thing, but has anyone yet coined IOMO? (Indifference on Missing Out)
...so how's your Friday evening so far? #beerandvinyl 
Turns out the wee lad was right the whole time #nzpol 
...so I see Sonos are fucking over all their users again 😒. 
Has somebody managed to make lens caps for the Ray-Ban Meta glasses?
Must.
Be.
Sacked.
Here endeth my hottake
#f1memes 
Ideal day for four hours of 'Café Del Mar' remixes and a valiant attempt at cleaning the house 
Had no idea Toto Wolff was a billionaire, that explains why he can afford to break so many headsets. #f1
I'd be bugging a lot less about automated jobs if the people whom the robots were replacing didn't then have to worry about the cost of living, let alone the cost of raising children.
I used to get really shitty at Steve Jobs for saying stuff like this, but weirdly I also low-key admired it...all my Apple goodwill has finally left the building because this is export-grade poorshaming.
GSMArena.com
Apple explains why the iPhone 16e doesn't have MagSafe
You weren't going to use it anyway, apparently. The recently unveiled iPhone 16e doesn't have MagSafe, and Apple has already explained th...
Just going to leave this here and see where it goes... 