Turns out the wee lad was right the whole time #nzpol 
Andrew Wardell
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“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
...so I see Sonos are fucking over all their users again 😒. 
Has somebody managed to make lens caps for the Ray-Ban Meta glasses?
Must.
Be.
Sacked.
Here endeth my hottake
#f1memes 
Ideal day for four hours of 'Café Del Mar' remixes and a valiant attempt at cleaning the house 
Had no idea Toto Wolff was a billionaire, that explains why he can afford to break so many headsets. #f1
I'd be bugging a lot less about automated jobs if the people whom the robots were replacing didn't then have to worry about the cost of living, let alone the cost of raising children.
I used to get really shitty at Steve Jobs for saying stuff like this, but weirdly I also low-key admired it...all my Apple goodwill has finally left the building because this is export-grade poorshaming.
GSMArena.com
Apple explains why the iPhone 16e doesn't have MagSafe
You weren't going to use it anyway, apparently. The recently unveiled iPhone 16e doesn't have MagSafe, and Apple has already explained th...
Just going to leave this here and see where it goes... 
I've gone through many working titles for the comedy special I will never create. Right now I'm up to 'It's Not For Lack of Trying'
When my dad told me he was struggling to find a BT S-Pen for his Ye Olde Note 10+ I thought it was a him problem. Nooope.
Very telling that Sammy could have kept the BT but chose not to 🤔
Android Authority
Galaxy S25 Ultra S Pen teardown reveals tragically unused Bluetooth circuitry
A teardown shows the Galaxy S25 Ultra S Pen has a circuit board for Bluetooth like its predecessor, but it’s empty.
I have this thing I call the Keith Flint Effect, so named because it used to happen the most when I thought to myself "wonder what The Prodigy are doing now?" Today I appear to have used the KFE on Slack https://www.androidcentral.com/apps-software/slack-is-down-impacting-workplaces-across-the-glob
Yes, let's give an already prejudiced class of people the legal right to abuse the vulnerable on a mere suspicion, what the fuck could possibly go wrong with that 😒 
Anyone else sometimes get the distinct impression their parents didn't think they would make it to adulthood for no good reason, or is that just me?
Just putting a link to this app out into the universe. Not my app but I hope it finds the right people.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=maa.slowed_reverb.vaporwave_music_maker
My new favourite reaction gif to use at work 
Friendface is showing reports of burning couches in North D. Looks like it's official; the students are back.
...so I have this pet theory that the 21st century is effectively going to be a cover version of the 20th. I'm reminded of it every time someone drops that salute.
They upped the soundtrack game for #therookieseason6, only two episodes in and we've already had Cop Shoot Cop and Meshuggah.
Just the antidode to the garbage day I had; yeeting forklift trucks and photocopiers into zombie supersoldiers using telepathy for the 30th hour. 