Just the antidode to the garbage day I had; yeeting forklift trucks and photocopiers into zombie supersoldiers using telepathy for the 30th hour. 
Andrew Wardell
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“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
*attempts to log into work computer*
*computer immediately crashes and restarts*
...honestly if someone had been kind enough to warn me beforehand I'd have stayed home today.
So, that #28yearslater trailer, huh?
It feels like a perfect night to go looking for portable Minidisc players for sale online.
<makes bombastic side-eye at Brightsign> 
...anyone else feel like the F1 season went out not with a bang but with a whimper? #abudhabigp24
Well played, Mr. Hulkenberg #abudhabigp24 
Here's a novel concept, Microsoft. Instead of constantly having to deploy updates to fix your software how about you just code it properly in the first place and then release it when it's actually ready? Novel concept? Not really, that's how you used to do it 😒
Mirror mirror on the track, who are you going to kick in the sack? #qatargp24
That's not very nice. #leaveslowpokealone 
Digital 👏 audio 👏 is 👏 a 👏 square 👏 wave!
Thank you for your attention.
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...may or may not have convinced my children that the three ingredients of a Grimace shake are sugar, water, and purple.
One way or another I feel I'm going to regret this.
Welp, looks like race day is gonna be fun. #vegasgp24 
Don't know if anyone else here is an #Aeropress fiend, but this app is a hit! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.awardsense.aeromatic
Ugh. Now I feel bad for the colleague who sold me his PS5 since he was upgrading. Hope he got the good internals in his PS5 Pro...guess I'll find out on Monday.
VICE
Buying a PS5 Pro Is Apparently a Console Lottery, Depending on the Parts Used
It appears some PS5 Pros may be of better quality, depending on the parts being used inside the newest console from Sony.
Definitely not contemplating a bogan LOTR parody where the main character is called Dobro Baggins right now, not in the least...
#DobroBaggins
Another cautionary tale for teachers. I'd love to think kids don't have to suffer through the same shit I did in primary school but apparently the more things change... 
Pocket Casts
22. The Spiral of Shame
A diagnosis of ADHD, autism or dyslexia is merely an indication that your brain works in a different - and exciting - way. So why are the rates of ...