The messages I'm getting from my parents this year make me think I *really* need to up my <insert current year here> bingo card game!
Andrew Wardell
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“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
So anyone want to place bets on where all the @telegram@lemmy.ml users are going to migrate to now? My money's on @session@mastodon.social
Apparently you still die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Why do I engage with F1 social media again? 
Anyone else here have an iPhone 4 back in the day?
One of the landmark albums in instrumental hip-hop just turned 20 and got a nice big 36-track reissue. If you've yet to experience the magic of Blockhead's 'Music By Cavelight' go do it. Here's the link, I'll wait
Blockhead
Music By Cavelight (20 Year Anniversary Reissue), by Blockhead
36 track album
In your defense, I didn't see it coming either #monza24 
You know what would be a real dick move? Giving Kimi Antonelli shit for sending it into the tyres on his first time out #monza24
Sitting next to a bunch of the construction guys from work and one of them just took a phone call. His ringtone is 'Firestarter' by The Prodigy 🤘
#Woodstock99. The Diogenes of music festivals.
...so Oasis are getting back together. Feels like that's going to go about as well as that Ghost In The Shell reboot with ScarJo in it.
Having a diagnosis of neurodivergence is only liberating if the world is kind to neurodivergent people.
...I didn't even know breakdancing is an Olympic sport now.
It's 2024, of course my shoes are incompatible with my computer keyboard 😒
The best way to start a new week at work 😒 
Realised this morning that the chorus from 'Problems' by Salmonella Dub has the same melody as 'Carol of the Bells' and I'm never going to be able to unhear that now.
I feel bad for George. Sorry the strategy didn't pay off, fella. #belgiangp 
Anyone else have those days where a calendar appointment pops up on your desktop and you think "when TF did I agree to that!?"
ROFLMAO! Max Verstappen complaining about drivers moving under braking 😂😂😂 #hungariangp
Zero to drama in less time than it takes for McLaren to finish a pit stop #hungariangp 