Zero to drama in less time than it takes for McLaren to finish a pit stop #hungariangp 
Andrew Wardell
npub1v7ac...m8ps
“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
Pretty sure neither Tricky nor Aaron Spectre are on the fediverse, but I'm into you two! 
Quick test to see if cross-posting from OpenVibe before I take a break from social media for a while. I expect I'll be back by the time they add support for Threads.
The guy sitting in the airport departure lounge wearing a Meta Quest and Surface Headphones is so 'Ghost In The Shell' It's hilarious.
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
As the spouse of an academic and Uni staff myself, I'm pleased to see the outcome of Siouxie Wiles Vs. UoA. 
Just because it has a removable back doesn't mean it has a user-replaceable battery. This is 2024, lower your expectations.
GSMArena.com
Nothing CMF Phone 1's removable back covers revealed
The device will launch in a few days and we already know almost everything about it. Nothing's upcoming budget CMF Phone 1 will debut on July ...
Ok, first of all, what!?
Second of all, What!?!?
Spotify
Bad Cameo - Album by James Blake | Spotify
James Blake · album · 2024 · 10 songs
Whomever programmed the playlist at Dynamic Earth is either a) a shrewd marketer or b) an altworld version of me.
You can't tell me they did that by accident. 
Well, it's been six months since I last checked and nobody's even trying to combine all the fediverse networks into a single app...oh wait 
Shout out to K-Mag for sticking to his guns... by waking up and choosing violence. Again. See you in a few, my dude.
"There's no way that could be localised entirely within his kitchen..." #auroraborealis 
Yeah, if we could all agree to just fucking *leave it down there* that would be great.
Wion
Gigantic ocean triple the volume of all of Earth's surface oceans has just been found
WION (World Is One News) brings latest & breaking news from South Asia, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Sri Lanka and rest of the World in ...
Ya, think I've already seen this 'Black Mirror' episode 😑
A local ventilation company embracing the Christmas spirit 
There are absolutely no words to adequately describe how much this disgusts me:
Android Authority
Apple and Google confirm governments spy on users through push notifications
Responding to a senator's letter to the Department of Justice, Apple and Google have confirmed governments ask them for push notification data.
Them: "...but why do you use Plexamp when Spotify exists?"
Me: 
Android Police
Spotify would rather leave regions outright than deal with fair-pay laws
‘Fair and equitable remuneration’ is forcing Spotify out of this country