WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL!! Fuck yes mama you did it!! View quoted note →

Labor continues! Momma is doing really well and her body is progressing nicely. Wonderful staff here. Lovely lovely. View quoted note →

You might think the primary collateral attendant to the timeshare business model is obvious. I mean, real estate! duh! Wrong! Fuck you, no. The primary collateral securitizing the timeshare business is people, the timeshare owner and their credit worthiness. Fuck you time share, fuck you.

…throbbing… View quoted note →

Mother-in-law arrived to provide relief support. Family is so awesome. What a blessed day. My wife is so fucking tough. She’s doing great. View quoted note →

God bless this saint of a woman. She fell asleep. View quoted note →

My wife is in a moment of reprieve after a few hours of intense contractions and the application of a sadistic implement I won’t describe or it would cause your third descendant torment. And so I shit post.