#Reddit Moderator Threatening To Shoot A Ten Year Old Kid https://www.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/s/H7jOMWdFmi

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#AMETHYST NEEDS A UPDATE ! @Amethyst @Vitor Pamplona

When will #nostr ever become as useful as #reddit ? Or will nostr just be a constant fire hose of random posts? #AskNostr

Job Title: Warehouse Worker & Supreme Multi-Tasking Ninja Company: MegaCorp Logistics (Totally Not a Scam, LLC) Location: An Abandoned Warehouse Near You Salary: $9.75/hour (because $10 would be too generous) Job Type: Full-Time, Part-Time, Overtime, Double-Time, All-The-Time --- Job Description: Are you a superhuman capable of lifting 500 lbs with one hand while balancing a stack of fragile glassware on your head? Do you enjoy working 27-hour shifts with no breaks, no benefits, and no appreciation? Do you thrive in a toxic work environment where everything is "urgent" but nothing makes sense? Then congratulations, you're exactly who we're looking for! As a Warehouse Worker at MegaCorp Logistics, you will be responsible for everything, and we mean everything—including tasks that have nothing to do with warehousing. --- Responsibilities: Lift 1000+ lbs daily (yes, really) with no equipment, because forklifts are for the weak. Memorize a 27-page manual on company policies that change every two hours. Work under constant surveillance (we installed cameras in the bathroom too, just in case). Read the minds of managers who never communicate expectations but still blame you for everything. Deliver packages to customers using your own personal vehicle (we won’t reimburse gas). Survive in an unheated, uncooled warehouse where temperatures range from -30°F to 120°F. Volunteer to work unpaid overtime or be labeled "not a team player." Fill out 300 forms a day, most of which contradict each other. Train new employees who will quit after one day but somehow still be your responsibility. Avoid the attack pigeons that have made the warehouse their home (we consider them part of the security team). Bring your own toilet paper, because we ran out in 2016 and never restocked. --- Requirements: Must be able to run a marathon while carrying a fridge on your back. A PhD in Rocket Science (not required, but we’ll pay you like you didn’t have one anyway). At least 15 years of warehouse experience (even if you’re only 20 years old). Must have eyes in the back of your head to avoid incoming forklift collisions. Willing to work 7 days a week, 25 hours a day (we invented an extra hour just for you). Ability to absorb blame for mistakes you didn’t make. Must be fluent in English, Spanish, Mandarin, French, Morse Code, and Dolphin Clicks. Strong work ethic but no expectations of being rewarded for it. Must provide your own uniform, safety gear, and emotional support system. CPR certification (for when your coworkers pass out from exhaustion). No unions, no complaints, no problem. --- Benefits (LOL, Just Kidding!): Exposure to free motivational posters in the breakroom. One (1) pizza party per year (one slice per employee). Endless unpaid experience that will "look great on your resume." A strict "no fun" policy to ensure maximum efficiency. A manager who disappears whenever work actually needs to be done. Paychecks that may or may not clear depending on "company performance." --- To Apply: Don't bother sending a resume; we won’t read it. Just show up and start working. If you survive the first week, you’re hired.

Why do None of you Care that Ray Liotta died ?

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