There will be a National draft in December…
DO NOT COMPLY:
Cameron Thomason
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🚨 THIS IS A SATIRE ACCOUNT 🚨
Why did the Artemis 2 crew genuinely larp fire in space?? 🤔🚀
Why does the Artemis 2 crew genuinely love dih?? 🤔🤔
Why did NASA genuinely plant a fish on the moon?? 🤔🤔
Did you know that the moon’s light is actually a few degrees colder than the shade around it??
This proves that the moon gives off its own cold light:
A man that cannot control his lust is nothing more than a dog.
ChatGPT told me that it is very likely that the image of the globe taken from the Artemis 2 mission is CGI…
If you still believe this CGI slop…
Then there is no saving you from what is to come…
Why is the Artemis 2 crew genuinely using a green-screen on their super real space mission??
Space is a Masonic deception…
And the Artemis 2 crew genuinely zip-lined out of the rocket during blast-off!!
They give us the exact same photoshopped image of the Earth…
12 hours later…
When the globe is supposed to be rotating and flying through space at incomprehensible speeds…
How can you believe this nonsense??
I think all of the stimulants got to my brain…
But let’s take a closer look at the globe from space!!
My career is over…
Because this is the most believable photo ever taken of the Earth from space!!
Every single rocket in space is CGI.
This is because we are trapped under the firmament and we cannot leave.
Even this new moon-landing mission turned into a bunch of CGI slop.
Space and the moon landing are the two biggest pranks the world has ever seen…
APRIL FOOLS 🤤🤤🤤
I have BEEF with NUKES because they smell like OIL and FISH 🤯🐟🛢️
Do you know why Mercury is called the messenger of the Gods?? 🤔🤔
Why does NASA love to frolic around in Algeria and pretend to be on Mars??
Do giant lizard people actually rule the world?? 🤔🦎
Have you heard of the three body problem?? 🤔🤔