You don’t need 10 BTC, you just need 10 bitcoin friends. 🫂

5 people. Thousands of hours of work. Millions of lines of code. We put everything we had into this—so you’ll never be the only Bitcoiner in your town. Let’s Orange Pill the world. 🧡

It took us weeks of digging through Satoshi’s emails, forum posts, source code, and whitepaper... But we finally did it. We trained a model that speaks like him. Thinks like him. Replies like him. Meet Satoshi: https://orangepill.app.link/satoshi-nakamoto

10 years from now...

Are you friend maxing?

What should we build next?

🚨 The Orange Pill App Wallet 🚨 ⚡️ Send & receive to your LNURL or LN Address ⚡️ Zap group chat participants (Mass Zap) ⚡️ Zap people based on location — cities & countries (Geo Zap) ⚡️ Zap people based on distance from you (Proximity Zap) ⚡️ Receive sats when zapped on Nostr (NIP-57) ⚡️ NWC integrated ⚡️ Lightning Invoices THERE IS NOT SECOND BEST

BIG NEWS: 🚀 You can now create Big Beautiful Lightning Invoices directly in the Orange Pill App wallet. (Make sure you're on the latest version to see it.) 🚨 To celebrate, we’re giving 5,000 SATS to 10 people who reply with a screenshot of your invoice QR code ⚡️ LET THE SATS FLOW

🚨 PSA: If you're into Worldcoin or other stupid shitcoins Orange Pill App is not for you. "I paid $99 for a lifetime membership to the Orange Pill App, excited to join a Bitcoin-focused community. I shared legit info about Worldcoin’s upcoming card integrating Bitcoin for real-time spending, which I thought was pro-Bitcoin. Instead of discussion, the founders attacked me, saying it’s not Bitcoin-related. The app claims to be about open Bitcoin talk, but they curse out and block paying users for sharing relevant info. Save your money, this isn’t a community, it’s a clique. One star."

Are Bitcoiners secretly right about everything?

10 reasons why you should spend all of your time online and never meet a bitcoiner: 👇

One day you’re gonna wake up and wish you had made more Bitcoin friends

Bitcoiners don’t think in price, we think in freedom

a bitcoin wallet on every phone, a bitcoin node in every home, a bitcoin meetup in every city

Nothing Stops This Train