Kangaroos are no joke. And they have no chill. When they turn their and look at you, you feel them staring directly into your soul. 🦘

This is Chuck the Woodchuck. Everyday, he steals this farmer's crops, and intentionally eats them in front of the farmer's cameras. This a power move, and Chuck is asserting his dominance.

Trump is bringing segregation back. This guy is evil, and out of his fucking mind. Who TF brings back segregation??

Irish Star

Segregation no longer banned in gov't contracts as Trump rips up old order

The alarming news comes as part of a memo from the General Services Administration, which explains a number of changes prompted by Trump's executiv...

I guess the English language is kinda ridiculous if you're trying to learn. 🤣

OMG I'm laughing way too hard at this. Tears coming down...

Don't fight the feeling

I guess this is what America First means...

Before / After

I just sliced my fucking finger open while cutting onions. And in the rush to get it under water and wrap it up, I tripped and sent my spice rack sailing across the kitchen where all my goddammed spice bottles broke and are all over the floor among the broken glass, which I also stepped on, lodging a small shard into my foot. The world just told me to go fuck myself in the clearest terms possible. I got my finger wrapped but it won't stop bleeding. After I clear up the kitchen and finish making what was making, I'm gonna have to head to the ER for stitches. I feel so defeated.