Kangaroos are no joke. And they have no chill. When they turn their and look at you, you feel them staring directly into your soul. 🦘

This is Chuck the Woodchuck. Everyday, he steals this farmer's crops, and intentionally eats them in front of the farmer's cameras. This a power move, and Chuck is asserting his dominance.

Trump is bringing segregation back. This guy is evil, and out of his fucking mind. Who TF brings back segregation?? https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/segregated-facilities-no-longer-explicitly-34884973

I guess the English language is kinda ridiculous if you're trying to learn. 🤣

OMG I'm laughing way too hard at this. Tears coming down...

Don't fight the feeling

I guess this is what America First means...

Before / After

I just sliced my fucking finger open while cutting onions. And in the rush to get it under water and wrap it up, I tripped and sent my spice rack sailing across the kitchen where all my goddammed spice bottles broke and are all over the floor among the broken glass, which I also stepped on, lodging a small shard into my foot. The world just told me to go fuck myself in the clearest terms possible. I got my finger wrapped but it won't stop bleeding. After I clear up the kitchen and finish making what was making, I'm gonna have to head to the ER for stitches. I feel so defeated.