Happy friday night! I hope some of this CO2 warms your corner of the global.

GM Somebody lost a box of groceries in road this morning. I ran over and POP!ped a two pack of spray cans of whipped cream then stopped and stacked the rest up in the ditch. Hopefully the knucklehead that failed to secure their load circles back and finds them before the hobos and stray dogs do.

I was browsing the Canadian banned guns list for giggles and came across the most libtarded thing I have seen all week. The ruger No. 1 made the list of prohibited assault weapons. It's one of the finest s͟i͟n͟g͟l͟e͟ s͟h͟o͟t͟, hunting rifles ever built. The fancy, engraved ones are worth 5-10 grand and the Canadian government is trying to buy them for $1600, so they can destroy them, "for safety." You don't want a bunch of moose hunters assaulting a Tim Hortons with their single shots. I hope the all get thoroughly cosmolined and stashed until this blows over. #gunstr

Remember when the US dollar was backed by gold and silver? Now the total US debt exceeds the value of all above ground gold and silver by $1.5T. Good times.