If you make me president I will guarantee every American gets free Pancakes every morning.... with Syrup!

"I, Insolent Bitcoin, by the power invested in me, do hereby release the cyberhornets, hobgoblins, and various plagues upon Ben McKenzie....

National Security is their desperate grasp... Dozens of House Democrats put forward legislation last week that claims the sea level will rise as much as 30 feet by the year 2100 if the government does not act to counter climate change. The non-binding resolution from 65 Democrats argues there is a disproportionate impact of climate change on children, and warns that the warming climate is a threat to the fundamental rights and mental health of children around the world. A government acknowledgment and solution to the "threat to national security"

Canada’s capacity to prevent wildfires has been shrinking for decades because of budget cuts, a loss of some of the country’s forest service staff, and onerous rules for fire prevention, turning some of its forests into a tinderbox.

As opposed to above ground. We need gallows installed in every town and city.....

The fulfilling life of being a shitcoin scammer.... so glamorous..

The have pineapple pepsi combo to go with your pineapple pizza at Little Caesars.... This should trigger some mfs.....

Pluto TV now has a Godzilla channel......

Meanwhile in Winnie-the-Pooh land..... What the hell is a pooh anyway....

Breaking News: End of civilization is tomorrow.....