Mallard Beakman

Sometimes it's nice to put your feet up #footstr

Welcome to Nostr I love you

Woofie loves gelato

Btw I'm creating a cult called Mallardtarianism. Here's the gist: The duck displays mastery of land, water, and air. The mallard, as the world's ancestral duck, is therefore highly revered. Mallards can see the stars and the future, and only I can interpret their predictions. Men dye their hair green. No birth control. Homosexuality is acceptable with a penalty tithe. We don't go into caves or wet markets. Duck hunting is a capital offense.

My mood rn

October 9, 2024: Hurricane Milton's outer bands cause a historic tornado outbreak in Florida https://blossom.primal.net/6b6e688d3f9b33bd25ce2c98ca46bf4f5e6e9b64f65af0fd3d44f198629493ee.mp4

I have to wait on hold with PACER for two hours just to fix my account so I can look up cases. Our federal judiciary is a mess.

It's very easy to drive into a tornado if it's rain wrapped https://blossom.primal.net/a7a8f9f7ddcf972871db445bcd9a9a0b300409eaaf47341367944e2b4a351264.mp4

Only 90s kids will remember https://blossom.primal.net/2487e2ef82e0c1f8a67c37fbc1894d08db11e164376691a0ea5cbd849e381bc7.mp4

This is a Lyn Alden appreciation note

Idk it feels weird to horny post on Nostr

May 20, 2022: An unusually strong tornado strikes Gaylord, Michigan. The EF3, which had max estimated winds of 150 mph, killed two and injured 44. https://blossom.primal.net/da2087e1eb42de3edc5ad3e2a33dc49c648c9c039ae545edccda33efce02028f.mp4

The social credit system will be built from the ground up.

Farmer in Australia captures stunning footage of a rare tornado https://blossom.primal.net/9d9720d8c5ab8e50d65130f075300eaf2bb485b6526020e381c52678947c3bf9.mp4

Coming back to Nostr because the Twidder people are scaring me rn

Some of you didn't like my feet pics the other day so I decided to put a sock on it

I've been too mopey about being fired tbh. Time to get up and do productive things

The pressure drop from the 2011 Phil Campbell EF5 tornado was so intense that some survivors had barotrauma. One woman suffered a ruptured root canal, and another a ruptured tear duct. One man said he could feel his stomach being pulled upward while in an underground shelter. https://blossom.primal.net/4835eb8fcf1b09c37bc5180104a9040f68b7375845491921b9b348d30cd62f25.mp4

I should probably get a job

"Meanwhile in Australia" https://blossom.primal.net/1969583468b263a6f8d673f8e734f5edeb349eb4f6adf5c5fcae81e329243c6c.mp4