It's very easy to drive into a tornado if it's rain wrapped
Mallard Beakman
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
Only 90s kids will remember
This is a Lyn Alden appreciation note
Idk it feels weird to horny post on Nostr
May 20, 2022: An unusually strong tornado strikes Gaylord, Michigan. The EF3, which had max estimated winds of 150 mph, killed two and injured 44.
The social credit system will be built from the ground up. 
Farmer in Australia captures stunning footage of a rare tornado
Coming back to Nostr because the Twidder people are scaring me rn
Some of you didn't like my feet pics the other day so I decided to put a sock on it
I've been too mopey about being fired tbh. Time to get up and do productive things
The pressure drop from the 2011 Phil Campbell EF5 tornado was so intense that some survivors had barotrauma. One woman suffered a ruptured root canal, and another a ruptured tear duct. One man said he could feel his stomach being pulled upward while in an underground shelter.
I should probably get a job
"Meanwhile in Australia"
Kinda want to start a cult tbh
May 25, 2024: Motorists shelter at a gas station from 2024's deadliest tornado in Valley View, Texas. Everyone in the gas station was unharmed, but seven fatalities occurred in mobile homes.
The low-end EF3 had max estimated winds of 140 MPH and was on the ground for 96 minutes.
Just figured out that my Lightning node has to be on in order to receive zaps. So maybe you all DIDN'T hate my feet pics yesterday lol
You all hate them :(
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April 26, 2024: a resident of Elkhorn, Nebraska captures the edge of a monster tornado. Nearby, two brothers are sucked out of their house while looking for their dog upstairs. There were no fatalities.
The low-end EF4 had estimated max winds of 170 mph. If you look carefully at the top of the screen, you can see debris being flung at seemingly incredible speeds.
They're size 15. Is that not impressive? Like shouldn't that count for SOMETHING?
I'm honestly considering doing a foot-focused OnlyFans while I'm between jobs. Is there a Nostr version of OF? Also do hash tags do anything functional on Nostr? I'm doing hash tags anyway. #feet #foot #footstr
Being unemployed feels weird. On the one hand it feels shameful and slothful, but on the other hand it feels wildly freeing. Almost disturbingly freeing.