I've been too mopey about being fired tbh. Time to get up and do productive things
Mallard Beakman
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The pressure drop from the 2011 Phil Campbell EF5 tornado was so intense that some survivors had barotrauma. One woman suffered a ruptured root canal, and another a ruptured tear duct. One man said he could feel his stomach being pulled upward while in an underground shelter.
I should probably get a job
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You all hate them :(
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I still can't believe I got fired last Friday
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April 27, 2011: extremely close footage of the Tuscaloosa tornado shows a chaotic maelstrom of multiple vortices forming and dissipating.
Woofie loves to go at the Federal Reserve
March 18, 1925: The infamous Tri-State Tornado spears a two-by-four into a tree in Murphysboro, IL, where 234 perished. The tree was donated to the Illinois State Museum shortly after the storm. The exhibit has fascinated onlookers in museums for more than a century. 
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July 3, 2019: Residents in Kaiyuan, China capture stunningly close footage of a freak EF4 tornado.
July 18, 1986: A news helicopter captures the complete life cycle of an F2 tornado in Fridley, MN on live television. The exceptionally clear aerial footage was unprecedented at the time and offered researchers new insights into the structure and formation of tornadoes.
Two fishermen and their dog were caught in an EF3 tornadic waterspout as it crossed the Stanolind Reservoir on December 28, 2024. No one was hurt even though surveys suggested max wind speeds of 161 mph.
I can see why cats are into this
The 2013 Washington, Illinois, tornado is the ninth costliest on record. The high-end EF4 inflicted $935 million in damage one Sunday morning in late November and reached peak winds of 190 mph.
The damage and lore around the Jarrell tornado has always fascinated me. Some of the most incredible phenomena included a wire speared through a tree; a bumper embedded several feet into the ground; a partially scoured concrete slab; and plumbing torn from a concrete foundation. 
Post-storm time lapse.
You should be allowed to hand out jury nullification pamphlets outside courthouses.