I sometimes wonder how much I'm merely larping
Mallard Beakman
mallardbeakman@iris.to
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
I seriously cannot with the neighbors
I spotted this today and posted it on Insta.
I'm loving the responses from everyone old enough to get it 😂 

Happy Friday, Nostr. It's a beautiful day in Atlanta. 

Under this bill, you'd have to verify your identify if you have more than 25,000 followers or share "more than 1,000 pieces of AI-generated content." 

Reclaim The Net
California Lawmakers Push Online ID Verification Bill That Would Require Platforms To ID “Users With Large Audiences”
Also those posting spreading large amounts of "AI-generated content."
If you use Amazon a lot and don't have the Amazon Visa card, well I think that's kinda crazy.
5% cash back is a lot. Get an Amazon Gift Card instantly upon approval for the Amazon Visa: https://www.amazon.com/dp/BT00LN946S?externalReferenceId=8fdb3c7a-ff24-4cf1-a98f-391afd33a8c0
Baby stack just to feel something 


If I steal your memes, I'll at least zap you.
But also
If I zapped you, I probably stole your memes.
Idea: a Bitcoin wallet that continuously streams sats to your whore during a session so that no one gets rugged
How identifiable are Nostr servers/relays? Is it possible to figure out who runs them? I'm wondering how censorship-resistant Nostr actually is

How do I politely tell someone their AI art is cringe?
I'll ask ChatGPT
Patiently explaining bitcoin to normies
Let's check in on Ethereum over the past year.
Oof. 

I don't think I'll ever get to 6.25 BTC :(
I'd be low-key pissed if someone brought 12 sponge cakes to my house
This is from the proposed final jury instructions in the DOJ's case against Roman Sterlingov.
According to the State (and the court), bitcoin is "money" in the context of money transmission licensing laws.
Are unregistered miners and node operators also in violation?
At what point is a First Amendment defense appropriate? Bitcoin is just 0s and 1s. We're merely recording addresses and sharing signatures. How can the State require a license simply for broadcasting this data?
Also, I wish I could share the entire file with you, but Dropbox doxxes my real name in any link I share. 

Me: "I don't focus on the price."
Also me, screaming at the monitor like a straight guy watching a football game: "OH COME ON" 

Thank you Chase for reminding me Bitcoin is important. Unlike with Bitcoin, banks can lock up your money without providing any reason whatsoever. 
